Subject: Firesign Theatre: Introduction and Table of Contents Date: 23 Jul 1993 23:17:06 GMT Organization: Jet Propulsion Labs Summary: This posting contains an introduction to the Firesign Theatre comedy group, including a table of contents, and should be read by anyone who wishes to post to the alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre newsgroup. Keywords: firesign,comedy Originator: ndr@jane Archive-name: firesign-theatre/intro Last-modified: 1993/07/23 Version: 1.3 Changes from previous versions: 1. Tiny's last name found at last! (###-Thanks Steve! :-) 2. New Book and Vinyl References! 3. This is the first posting to actually appear in news.answers and alt.answers! The Firesign Theatre: Introduction & Table of Contents ====================================================== This series of files is intended to provide a general information base for discussion, and answer some frequently-asked questions posted on alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre and its mirror-clone alt.fan.firesign-theatre. For the rest of this document "alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre" will be used to refer to both groups. Additions and corrections to this file should be directed to the FAQ editor (###-a fancy title for ndr@tazboy.jpl.nasa.gov (Niles Ritter). Some portions of this document are copyrighted by the members of the Firesign Theatre; you may want to get permission before using parts of this document in *for-profit* publication -- we are their fans, after all! PC Disclaimer: Any terms below considered derogatory to ethnic groups are used only in a *satirical* manner. A Bozo would never offend anyone! Honk! Honk! This FAQ list is posted monthly to alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre, alt.fan.firesign-theatre, alt.answers, and news.answers. ###-Editor's remarks are denoted by three #'s Table Of Contents ================= (Each "Side" is a separate file.) Side 1) Firesign Theatre: Introduction 1.1) Who Am Us, Anyway? 1.1.1) The newsgroups and fan clubs 1.1.2) The Four or Five Crazy Guys 1.1.3) A Forward Into the Past History 1.2) Published Works 1.2.1) Radio/TV/Stage production 1.2.2) Vinyl 1.2.3) Video 1.2.4) Books 1.2.5) CD's 1.3) References 1.3.1) Interviews/articles on FT 1.3.2) Literary References/Background Side 2) Firesign Theatre: Frequently Asked questions 2.1) Where are they now ? 2.2) Any Reunions going on ? 2.3) Who is Doctor Memory? 2.4) Is it "Back the Shadows" or ""? 2.5) FT Questions posed to the Usenet Oracle 2.6) What are Common FT Phrases? Side 3) Firesign Theatre: Lyrics to Songs Side 4) Firesign Theatre: Lexicon & Concordance -------------------------------------------------------------- Side 1) Introduction to Firesign Theatricum Creating an FAQ for the Firesign Theatre is something analogous to "The complete works of Shakespeare, FAQ", so be aware that the world of FT is as vast and deep as the ocean and the azure sky. 1.1) Who Am Us, Anyway? The Firesign Theatre: A group of four gifted improvisational comedians and satirists, perhaps best known for several record albums they produced in the 1970s. These were famous for their depth of interaction among the characters, their range of literary allusion and references to popular culture, history and science, and the incomparable surreal quality of their pacing. Different listeners would each find different significance in the work and make different connections between themes within them. Much of their work anticipated developments in video, interactive media, computer technology and virtual reality by some 20 years. Their initial work began on radio in Los Angeles in the mid 60's, but their James-Joycean style of dramatic satire quickly expanded to include phonograph recordings, live stage productions, movies, books, and one of the first interactive video productions produced. More than one fan has noted the complexity of their recordings, which derived from their use of dense layering of sound tracks, as well as their ingenious use of puns, metaphor, and other literary allusions. The FT wove intricate stories which flowed, not so much like a river, but like a rapidly evolving organism, projecting pseudopods out this way, and then that. And yet the stories always seemed to maintain its own internal logic. None of this begins to do them any justice: we encourage you to buy one of their CDs (or old phonos) and hear for yourself. This is in fact, about the only way to really understand what the Firesign Theatre was and IS about! We're not insane! 1.1.1) The newsgroups and fan clubs There are two newsgroups: alt.fan.firesign-theatre, and alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre. The first group causes some news servers problems due to its name having >14 chars. Most people seem to be gravitating towards the "comedy" group these days. For the rest of this document, "alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre" will assume to refer to both of these groups. As near as anyone can figure, alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre is composed of a bunch of the old guard, sitting around and exchanging FT lines with each other ("What about my pickle?" "You're lucky you still have your brown paper bag, small-change!"), together with neophytes who might have just run across the newsgroup, discussions about where the FT members are now, reunion announcements, the deep philosophical and metaphysical implications of Bozos, and other such musings. The Firesign Theatre used to have a fan club called, "It's just this little Chromium Switch, Here!". 1.1.2) The Four or Five Crazy Guys: Name -- Aliases, roles ----------------------------------- Philip Austin -- Nick Danger, Hemlock Stones, etc, Philip Proctor -- Ralph Spoilsport, the Poop, etc David Ossman -- Porgie, Catherwood, etc Peter Bergman -- Mudhead, Nancy... We should also acknowledge the oft-ignored but ubiquitous female members: Annalee Austin -- Operator in "Don't crush that Dwarf" Tiny Ossman -- Announcerettes in "Bozos" A series of quotes from the {BBOP} book: Philip Austin: ------------- "I always wanted to be a part of something. Annalee and I used to secretly, separately, dream of rock and roll bands. I hadn't even *thought* yet that rock and roll could save me. "So I was in Hollywood in 1966, starving on all levels. I got a job in a radio station because I could always do that with my voice -- could make you believe that I was committed to the words coming out of my mouth. I mistakenly believed, therefore that I was an Actor. I'm not. I'm a musician. Interesting that it was the *sounds* of the words that got to me the most. The Firesign Theatre was the vehicle that allowed me to make that discovery. "The Firesign Theatre is a *Technique*. "These were the people who faced me across the microphones on the radio and this is what I think of them: "David Ossman is the first I met. The two of us are not what you'd think of right off as comedians. I was producing all these plays by dead authors -- acting, directing; got David to act, looked at the amazing books of poetry that he'd produced -- as if he had hand-printed every page. We had wonderful conversations about the Indians. Hopi. "Peter Bergman was the Voice that Wouldn't Die. What a talker! The Champ. I engineered _Radio Free Oz_ and appeared in a variety of stoned disguises. (This was fun. Not like acting, which is not real to me, therefore not fun.) Unlike most performers, Peter becomes *more* candid when he performs. Set him in front of a microphone and you have an angel. With most people, it's the opposite. "Philip Proctor *is* an actor. He is also not exactly a comedian. He is not so much trying to make you laugh as he is trying to explain something to you. I have always been his friend because I admire that so much. He can go places I can't. He was a friend of Peter's who was "funny". God, ain't dat de trufe! "So there we were, *four friends*. You see, we had no ambitions. It was a pure jam and the instrument we each played was verbal glibness or *radio*. We still continue that first conversation. This book, those recordings, are records of that conversation, a minute-book of the meeting. "Quickly, Ambition walked in the door. I thought we were good. I'd heard some pretty fast, funny cats in my time, but these three were as good as Spike Milligan. We started hanging out with each other, gave up our jobs, found more and more ways to earn livings using each other. I got my Globe Theatre, Phil P. got a Movie Company, David got a Great Work of Literature and Peter got the Forever Radio Show. "RECORDS ARE RECORDS (recordings of something). THEY ARE MEANT TO INCLUDE YOU IN OUR CONVERSATION. "Yes, we take it seriously. Read [in the Big Book of Plays] Hideo Gump Sr.'s intro to each script. Laughter and Dancing, Singing and Love. We love the Firesign Theatre. How do you get along with people? What do you have to show for it? Our work is, to me, my answer to those questions. "What does it mean? "1. The Firesign Theatre writes communally. Every word goes through four heads for approval. We therefore write very slowly. Our energy level is intense. Grown men leave the room when we fight with each other. Nothing is sacred. "2. Therefore, there are considerable areas of chance (*chance*) in our work since no overall motive is possible. All communal endeavors learn one thing, I think. *Only real things can be agreed upon*. The future is not real, therefore *motives* cannot be agreed upon. *Chance becomes the motive*. "What do we mean? We mean whatever's happening. ?Que paso, hombre? *Our records are records of what happened to us during the period we made them. *Our records are a continuous story that will last as long as our friendship. *May we be friends forever. --Phil Austin (Signature) Philip Proctor: " I was born in a trunk in the Princess Theatre, Pocatello, Idaho. No, I was born in Goshen, Indiana. I really have spent some time analyzing it. I grew up in an essentially schizophrenic existence. I was schooled on the East Coast, because I moved there when I was five. I went to Riverdale Country School and Yale University, but during my formative years of growth -- the pubic years -- I grew up in Goshen, Indiana, with my grand parents and my neighborhood friends. Radio and comic books had a lot to do with my youth. The comic books supplied the visual element. I finally became a professional actor after college. Acting led me to The Firesign Theatre because I found New York theatre to be dumb and limited. Silly. I wanted to create my own theatre. --Philip Proctor (Signature) David Ossman: "I'm a writer, a poet, which is to say I always did that. My life was totally in my head, and I wrote about it. I developed a historical sense of things and then I went into radio. Because that's what I always wanted to do.It was one of those childhood fantasies like growing up to be a fireman. I wanted to be a radio announcer, and in 1959 I became a radio announcer. I did that for quite a while. I worked in New York at WBAI for two years and then went back to the West Coast and worked for KPFK for four years. The laid everybody off, including me, so I got a job in television, which I hated, so I dropped out of theat. The Firesign Theatre appeared at the same time. --David Ossman (Signature) Peter Bergman: "I owe everything I do tho my normal childhood. I had a very unrepressed childhood and I lived in the Midwest, and there were very few things to amuse myself, except softball, so I would do routines to myself, like "Why Isn't Everybody Happy?" was one of my routines, so they kept me indoors a lot. A kid named Bruce Berger and I opened up a parking lot one night in an empty lot across from an Emporium show. We made $50 wearing Cleveland Indians baseball caps, yelling, "*Park and Lock it! Not Responsible!*" "My honest idea of The Firesign Theatre is four artists getting together and grouping to create some new art form, some multi-art that comes our of all four of their minds. It's an interesting choice, and that's one of the things that fascinates me. It's not a loss of identity, really. It's more a gaining of a double identity. I'm Peter Bergman and I'm one-quarter of The Firesign Theatre. And when I have those two things together, in harmony, one feeds off the other. --Peter Bergman (A very Floral Signature) 1.1.3) A Forward Into the Past History Another excerpt from the "Big Book of Plays": Mark Time's True Chronology of The Firesign Theatre --------------------------------------------------- 1966: July 24 -- The first broadcast of Radio Free Oz over KPFK-FM (*) (Peter and various collaborators are on the air five nights a week until March). November 17 -- The Firesign Theatre's first performance, "The Oz Film Festival," a three-hour improvisation on Radio Free Oz. December -- Peter, David, and Phil and Annalee Austin attend the Soyal Ceremony in Hopiland. (Phil P. is On Tour in Florida). 1967: March -- The first broadcast of a four-hour radio documentary on the American Indian, written and produced by Peter, David, and Phil A., followed by a weekend Colloquium, followed by the first Love-In, organized by Radio Free Oz, which moved to KRLA (AM) the same day (March 26). April-May -- After Phil Proctor's return from the East, The Firesign Theatre writes and records Waiting For The Electrician or Someone Like Him. April 29 -- The Firesign Theatre performs their Bulgarian play called "Waiting for the Electrician" at a UCLA Experimental Arts Festival. June-July -- David and Phil P. conduct Oz during Peter's return trip to Turkey. September 14 -- Peter and David begin broadcasting Oz for three hours every Sunday night from a Studio city club called The Magic Mushroom. October 29 -- Bridey Murphy Eve on Oz begins a series of weekly radio plays written and performed live by the FT at the Mushroom. Among the scripts are "Exorcism in Your Daily Life," "The Last Tunnel To Fresno," "20 Years Behind The Whale," "The Giant Rat of Sumatra," "The Sword and the Stoned," "Sesame Mucho," "The Armenian's Paw," and "Tile it Like It Is." December 9 -- The Firesign Theatre performs its first stage piece, "Freak For A Week," for a KPFK benefit at the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium. 1968: *(All locations in Los Angeles, unless otherwise mentioned) ###-More to Follow (really ! I promise!). Lynn Gustafson writes: In the mid-sixties the Renaissance Pleasure Faire in So.Cal. was a fund raiser for KPFK. They did live broadcasts from the fairesite. The Flying Karamazov Brothers were also working at the faire at that time. When the Living History Centre was first incorporated, their motto was "Forward Into the Past." LHC and RPF are still around, in our 31st year Some of the guys still show up occasionally. 1.2) Published Works 1.2.1) Radio/TV/Stage production The following are the entries from the complete movie/TV credit databases (portions of which are on refuge.colorado.edu) for the FT members: All 4 wrote the 1971 movie Zachariah (along with Joe Massot). Acting credits for Peter Bergman: Fantasies (1980) (TV) Money, Power, Murder (1989) (TV) [Brant] Woman on the Ledge (1993) (TV) [Bob] "All My Children" (????) Acting credits for Phil Proctor: Lobster Man from Mars (1990) Bad Attitudes (1991) (TV) Tunnel Vision (70's?) A Safe Place (1971) Other: Americathon (writing credits for Proctor & Bergman) 1.2.2) Vinyl All 4 or 5 Crazy Guys: Dear Friends The Tale of the Giant Rat of Sumatra: Columbia C 32730 I think we're all Bozos on this bus: Columbia C 30737 Don't Crush that Dwarf, hand me the pliers: Columbia C 30102 Waiting for the Electrician (or somebody like him) Columbia CS 9518 Everything you know is Wrong! How Can you be in two places at once, when you're not anywhere at all? Columbia CS 9884 Firesign Theatre: Not Insane ! Eat or be eaten. Just Folks In the next world you're on your own Solo/Subgroup Albums: Roller Maidens from outer Space -- Philip Austin How Time Flys: Columbia C 32411 -- David Ossman TV OR NOT TV -- Proctor & Bergman Fighting Clowns Lawyer's Hospital Lawyers in Space (### anyone have this?) Shakespeare's Lost Comedie (Rhino Records) Nick Danger and the Case of the Missing Shoe The Comedy of Proctor and Bergman // Give Us A Break 1978, Mercury Records #SRM-1-3719 Reunion Album: The Three Faces of Al Sydicated Radio Pressings: Howard Landman writes: In the booklet of the Mobile Fidelity CD of DEAR FRIENDS, it says that there was a 12 hour syndicated version released to radio stations (on 12 vinyl records, of which only 100 copies were pressed. 1.2.3) Video Everything you know is wrong Eat or be Eaten (0:30) Nick Danger: Missing Yolks (1:00) Hot Shorts (FT voice-over) (1:30) J-Men Forever (1:20) Martian Space Party Love is hard to find (###-get?) -- Peter B. 1.2.4) Books Library of Congress listings: 1. Big book of plays: Type of Material: Book LC Call Number: PN6120.R2 F47 Author: Firesign Theatre (Performing group) Title: The Firesign Theatre's big book of plays. Publication Info: [San Francisco] Straight Arrow Books [1972] Phys. Description: 143 p. illus. 26 cm. Subjects: Radio plays, American. Other Names: Big book of plays. LC Card Number: 72079024 //r82 ISBN: 0-87932-028-1 0-87932-027-3 (pbk) 2. Big mystery joke book: Type of Material: Book LC Call Number: PN6120.R2 F48 1974 Author: Firesign Theatre (Performing group) Generic Title: Big mystery joke book Title: The Firesign Theatre's Big mystery joke book. Publication Info: San Francisco : Straight Arrow Books;[New York]: distributed by Simon and Schuster, [1974] Phys. Description: 150 p. : ill. ; 26 cm. Notes: Money song.--An invocation from the Book of Punter.--The mysterious history of the Firesign Theatre.--The tale of the giant rat of Sumatra.--The further adventures of Nick Danger, third eye.--Temporarily Humboldt County.--The adventures of Mark Time.--Hundred Dollar Ben.--Young Guy, motor detective.--The year of the rat.--Gramps' world.--Rubbergon dumn Toyko.--Le trente-huit cunegonde.--The dream play. Subjects: Radio plays, American. Other Names: Big mystery joke book. LC Card Number: 74076601 //r832 ISBN: 0-87932-078-8 : $5.95 The Bozobook ------------ Joe LoCicero writes: So how many people have ever heard of the Bozobook? I have it sitting right here in front of me... and it says: 400 copies were letterpressed in the Spring of 1981 from a variety of hand-set types and found art. Twenty-six copies have been hardbound, lettered A-Z, and signed by The Fire- sign Theatre. Design, printing, and binding by Harry and Sandra Reese at TURKEY PRESS, 6746 SUENO ROAD, ISLA VISTA, CA 93317. This project was supported, in part, by a grant from the National Endowment for the Arts, our federal agency, in Washington, D.C. It also says: Material in th is book is from THE NOTEBOOKS OF THE FIRESIGN THEATRE, August 1970-August 1971, the original scripts and research for the album, I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus. It is presented as part of The Firesign Theatre's 15th Birth- day Celebration, and on the 10th anniversary of the release of the "Bozos" album. Edited for The Firesign Theatre by David Ossman, in asso- ciation with Harry Reese and Turkey Press, March 1981. Your 'OUR 12 CENTERFOLD' could be a page from the produc- tion script of "Bozos," xeroxed for this edition, or an origi- nal mimeographed page from one of several version of the script to the ABC Films producti,on of Zachariah by Joe Mas- sot and The Firesign Theatre. 1.2.5) CD's Jack Kobzeff writes: The five 'best' FT albums are on Mobile Fidelity. Bozos Don't Crush That Dwarf Waiting for the Electrician How Can you be in two places ###-??? Other CD collections are/were available through Rhino Records. Eat or Be Eaten (Mercury 826 452-2 M-1; released 1986). ###-others ? 1.3) References ---------------- 1.3.1) Interviews, by interviewer David Reitman, Rock Magazine Tony Vellela, Go Magazine Michael Ross, Creme Ernest Leogrand, N.Y. Daily News John Carpenter L.A. Free Press -- San Diego Door Richard Hill, Rolling Stone 1.3.2) Literary References/Background [### This is just a start. Other ref's appreciated!] Samuel Becket: Waiting for Godot -- "Waiting for the Electrician" Krapp's Last Tape -- "Dont Crush that Dwarf" James Joyce: Ulysses -- Molly Bloom's Soliloquy in {TWO PLACES} Isaac Asimov: I, Robot -- Robot's Rules of Order in {BOZOS} William Shakespeare: Twelfth Night As You Like it William S. Boroughs: The Naked Lunch The Bible, Book of Revelations -- "Roller Maidens from Outer Space" Hopi/Moqui Indian Folklore & Mythology -- "Temporarily Humboldt County" [### Anyone have references for Hopi Mythology ?] TOPS-10 SAILON LISP Programmer's Manual -- "Dr. Memory" "If At All Possible, Involve A Cow": A history of University of Southern California, David Ossman's alma mater. Documents their mascot in the 40's, a dog by the name of George Leroy Tirebiter! -------------------------- End Side 1 of 4------------------------