Bernard (Present)

Hint: Where is Dr. Fred's secret laboratory?

Hint: How can I get the gum with a dime stuck in it?

Hint: I want the fake barf in the lobby!

Hint: How do I open the safe?

Hint: How do I get the chattering teeth?

Hint: How can I get a cigar from the novelty salesman?

Hint: Where do I find a diamond for the time machine?

Hint: How do I get the bird bath from Cousin Ted?

Hint: How can I get the crowbar from the car thief?

Hint: How can I get the sweater in the honeymoon suite?

Hint: This novelty salesman is about to kill himself!

Hint: How can I get Green Tentacle's bowling ball?

Hint: I need help with the original Maniac Mansion!

Hint: Why won't Edna let me get close to her monitors?

Subject: Dr. Fred has been arrested by the IRS!

Subject: How can I send off that contract?