How do we hitch a ride

Hint 1 of 9:

Drink beer.

Hint 2 of 9:

Drink more beer.

Hint 3 of 9:

Drink even more beer.

Hint 4 of 9:

Don't drink too much beer.

Hint 5 of 9:

Check out that sound of a house being knocked down.

Hint 6 of 9:

DON'T PANIC!

Hint 7 of 9:

Punch Prosser (it doesn't help you any, but it feels good).