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You've tallied up the costs of upgrading only to realise that it's alot more than your Dole cheque allows, and if you work and still can't afford it, I can only say "what's the fucking point of working?" You prolly work in some death-trap place amongst many other Hard working subserviants who may want a copy of CLASS WAR for themselves! I'm gonna outline some basic Hard core openings to that PHAT P5 whether it's in a School, office, shop (We dont steal from houses, ok).. SCHOOLS: -------- This is the easiest! You need: A car, Thin Plastic credit/video card, Plastic Rubish bin (with a lid, the green big 'uns are perfect!) When the computer lab (or better yet, some old ache's office) is locked, be it during lunch or after day classes and the tired public servant saps have fucked off, Go to your chosen door and wedge the card in between the door where the lock is situated until it pushes the fucker back and the door will magically open.. I've tried this on a number of universities and TAFE colleges, they use the same dumb locks.. Close the door, fill your bin with computers, toss the room's rubbish bin contents on top of your pc's just in case, to cover them... Now just take out the trash! Except this trash goes to your car! I wouldn't even unload the shit, simply toss the bin in the back of ya rod and burn off.... OFFICES: -------- You need: Vise-grips, Wire-clippers, See above Most offices these days have computers.. You'll have to do some leg work to find your prize Pentium, but I recomend taking the Network server, which is usually the fastest machine in the building and will SERVE YOU! Most offices are accessible from quiet lanes/streets where there aren't any residents.. I've done the old dustbin trick (above) in city offices during lunch-time.. Just waltz on in and take out the trash... If you're gonna be confronted with a locked door that has one of the larger locks that only unlock with a key-turn i suggest you bring the VISE-GRIPS (also known as "multi-grips" the spanner that rounds-off nuts) and clamp it onto the oval-shaped cylinder bit that sticks out and then crack it from side to side... The cylinder bit will come off, exposing the inners of the lock which has a little dover that you can simply "switch" with ya finger (fat fingered fuckers better take a small screwdriver)... All in all, you can have the lock open in less than 10 seconds if you are a Hard-Dick mutha like me... /---\ | | The lock looks sumthing like that (look at one at your local | | McDonalds Aluminium door for a better insight). |/-\| |\-/| \---/ IF YOU ARE STUCK!: ------------------ Wooden-doors don't usually require much more than the old Size 11 Boot Doc Marten... This isn't necessarily noisy, unless you're a lame-dick who has to keep kicking and kicking.. The handy-dandy CROWBAR.. This can open nearly anything if you're persistant! I always carry my MEGABAR (5 foot long demolishion crowbar) and I still have the "door breaker" SledgeHammer the pigs left at my house (Thanks Guys!) in the car for those times when a little brute force is necessary.. ALARMS: ------- Ok, you see them everywhere.. Those stupid blue light alarm boxes that are the only thing standing between you and your Pentium Lover.. These stupid fucking things are connected to the phone-line so that when the alarm goes off they ring home to momma and the security place rings back to confirm you are a robber by asking for a PIN number... So it's pretty obvious! Cut the phone wire! Find the closest TELECOM ground-hole outside the place and lift the cover block to show the wires.. Snip the fuckers, Now, if you want to be sure, you can always ring the phone from ya yuppie mobile to see if ya can hear the phone ringing inside.. If not, you've cut the right wire! Now simply stick your trusty crowbar into the side of that alarm and pull the fucker off the wall... This is extreemly easy.. If its too high, you'll either need a leg-up, or if ya work alone, some milk crates or some shit.. NOTES: ------ * Some shops have a yellow-tinge to their windows.. This means they have had their windows coated with a rubber bubble that isn't easy to cut... * DONT steal a car to do this, just gaffer some stolen plates over yours. Driving a stolen car makes you an easy target for the cops, Plus it's another risk just stealing it.. Plates are easy to unscrew, and they car be stuck on/off in one second using gaffer.. (BONUS) Use Govt Plates... * Always wear at least one glove! The garden white gloves are fine.. * Dont waste time unplugging printers etc, clip the wires, (except for the power, or you'll fry ya'butt) * I mentioned it before, but it must be stressed! DONT EVER STEAL FROM SOME POOR SHMOE.. That means SMALL BUSINESS'S ARE OFF LIMITS! We are stealing from the rich.. Robin-fucking-hood! The poor Chinese dude who runs ya local computer shop has prolly endurred more hardship to get this far and prolly owes alot to the bank. If he had the money he wouldn't have a small local PC shop spending hours fixing Xt's and answering your stupid questions.. No! He'd be home in Toorak! Hit the big companies, the show-offs, the Government (easy), the Insurance agencies (even easier).. but LEAVE THE POOR FUCKERS ALONE.. * Sharpen your crowbar! Blunt crowbars don't open jack! * Although it's wise to delete any data from your newly aquired disks, have a look at it first! Could be some nice info.. Could lead to other pastures.. haha! Insurance company computers have a wealth of info on their members and their codes. You could have just aquired the tools needed to make that big payout to you.. * DONT try to sell the stuff! The cops screen the Trading Posts BEFORE they hit the shelves (they get first look at the bargains). EASY HITS: ---------- Ok, so you're ready to roll! But what Rich parasite do we hit?? Your first drive-by should be some computer wholsalers.. These guys have pentiums by the boxfull, (remember me if you get a few) and you can prolly get the Holy-Grail here! Case the fucker first though, visit them asking for dealers prices, say you're from blah blah PC's and ask them the usual "how much biz do i need to do before i can get an account" and they should show ya around the floor, so you should be doing the ol' Terminator "scan the floor" here so when you hit him and it's dark, you'll know exactly where they keep the goodies.. (BONUS HINT) The boss's desk always has the best PC in the place.. Social security, CES, and the rest of those public subserviants are piss easy targets.. You never know, you may find your file! They are Government agencies, so they get new hardware each year, plus they are like open shop security wise.. Most have those "oval" locks i mentioned earlier.. Those offices that have minimalistic fronts. the ones that have signs that leave the passer-by bewildered as to what exacty they are sellin'! These, are the hidden treasures. The rich private offices of the elite. They are not always very large, and you prolly never notice them, but while driving around, take note. They are usually advertising agencies, or some kind of agency (Meaning, they sell nothing, but charge a fortune) that is filled with PC's and possibly other nice equipment like cameras, Video equip, photocopiers, even.. YES.. The PETTY CASH DRAWER!!! ---------------------- THE END OF CLASS WAR 1 ---------------------- YOU CAN STOP READING FOREVER FROM NOW ON! 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