Guestbook of Mirco$oft Haters - Part XIII

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Note:
1.) The posts here are not necessary fromwho they say they are, and any messages asking to be flamed or being posted multiple times and intensely insulting are probably fake.
2.) Don't ask me to delete messages. I wouldnt do it.

Share your thoughts about M$ and Billie Boy with us.

Read the old files:

Fuck Gates, and his wish for world domination. The Anti- Christ must be burned! Oh, and that gallery is FUCKING hilarious
Josh Degar <lgu96202@ccsun.strath.ac.uk>
Glasgow, SCOTLAND - Wednesday, April 30, 1997 at 17:17:00 (MET DST)

everyone e-mail NUKE phoenix@swipnet.se !!
(optionally with a cc: for vectronix@hotmail.com)

why: this ATARIAN TRAITOR is inciting other atarians
to go for WINDOZE 85 !! !! to ABANDON ATARI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by telling them the LIES that:
1. ATARI's DEAD !! (LIE #1)
2. THERE's NO OTHER WY OUT THAN USING WINDOZE FOR
PEAK COMPUTING !! (LIE #2)

BOMB !!! BOMB !!!!! BOMB !!!!! NUKE !! NUKE !! LET HIM
NOT BE ABLE TO SPREAD THE EVIL WORD ANYMORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! �
HAVE HIS PROVIDER KICK HIM OFF !!!!!!!!!!! THAT'LL KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT FOR A WHILE !! !! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE ARE NOW MAY BE EVEN LESS ATARIANS IN THE WORLD THAN RHINO'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

faramir <faramir@linkline.be>
rhode-st-gen�se, vb belgium - Wednesday, April 30, 1997 at 13:12:19 (MET DST)

I really like Billy....but like a DEADMAN!!!! Fuck you Gatez!!! Hi from russian FIDONET!!!! It's really kickass site! COOL.....
AxL SuhorukoFF <suhorukoff@extranet.ru>
Moscow, RU Russia - Wednesday, April 30, 1997 at 09:30:08 (MET DST)

okay, looks like it takes them out completely. oh well.

michael
- Wednesday, April 30, 1997 at 04:24:40 (MET DST)

well, even though it says html isn't allowed, i'm gonna try
it anyway.. (yes i am stupid)

if that doesn't work...if you're using netscape, just put about: before it and put it in the URL box.
michael
- Wednesday, April 30, 1997 at 04:24:18 (MET DST)

Guess what?
Telenor sucks when they don't allow Unix-shells and they beleive that all people use Windowz.
I don't like MicroSKAFT!!!!!

Kjetil Frydenlund <kfrydenl@online.no>
Bergen, Norway - Tuesday, April 29, 1997 at 03:20:51 (MET DST)

Microsoft sucks!! Corporate bastards!!
Spike Bastard <fukinpunkasfuk@hotmail.com>
San Jose, CA USA - Tuesday, April 29, 1997 at 00:22:18 (MET DST)

I've got a Dual-Pentium with 80MB RAM and I'm successfully using Windows95. (OK, I'm joking.)
The most outstanding ``feature'' of M$ products is their lack of usability.
Kamikaze <email? What's that??>
Freiburg, Germany - Monday, April 28, 1997 at 23:44:23 (MET DST)

I share the sadness of all M$ shit users it sucks .I even don't let my little brother to fuck it.So everyone who use it bevare because I will send a baseballstickmens to kill you.
You must go on my MICRO$OFT hatepage in address:kameleontti.dna.fi/~valkonen/hate.html (first i have to putt it there).
Why Gates (Oh i can't say or write that name anymore so i use piip) have to live i just hate him so much that i could KILL him

WEB ANGEL <valkonen@kameleontti.dna.fi>
hate gates, fuck gates - Sunday, April 27, 1997 at 21:16:45 (MET DST)

You have a really COOL site.It's full of fact's.M$ (it shoulden't write big because it isn't a name) suck.So i can say only one thing FUCK YOU GATES(he is one a fucking big dickhead)
ps.you hace great pics in "hate gallery".
Mikko Valkonen <valkonen@kameleontti.dna.fi>
Espoo, Finland - Sunday, April 27, 1997 at 21:06:41 (MET DST)

traurig weinen wir den vielen Stunden nach in denen wir oder unser Webmaster
Window 95 intallieren musste, fast jeden zweiten Tag....
hanfnet <infohanf@hanfnet.de>
Hnnaover, Ge - Sunday, April 27, 1997 at 16:54:11 (MET DST)

BURN MICROSOFT PRODUCTS !! !!

BURN !! BURN !! BURN !!!!! !! � � ��

SEND THESE EVIL PRODUCTS BACK TO HELL !! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

faramir <faramir@linkline.be>
rhode-st-gen�se, vb belgium - Sunday, April 27, 1997 at 02:18:41 (MET DST)

your page stomps all over macrohard and i love it, they suck, if only there was some way to easilly convert my compiter to an anti microshit computer, though i will do my best to use as little of their products as possible, thanks for the inspiration
Stugatz <xenoflegm@juno.com>
wa usa - Friday, April 25, 1997 at 20:39:28 (MET DST)

UNIX RULES! I WOULD FUCK MY OWN CAT BEFORE I WOULD EVEN CONSIDER USING A PIRATED MICROSOFT PRODUCT...AND I DAMN SURE WOULDN'T PAY HARD-EARNED MONEY FOR THAT SHIT!
IF YOU WANT TO MAILBOMB BILL GATES, SEND HIM AN ANONYMOUS EMAIL OR JUST USE MY OWN CUSTOM ANTI-MICROSOFT EMAILER, THEN COME CHECK MY SITE OUT. GOT TO THE HACKING PAGES AND THE index4.html PAGE TO FIND THE SHIT YOU NEED TO TORMENT THE BASTARD WHO IS DESTROYING AMERICA AND INFURIATING AND FRUSTRATING THE FOOLISH SHEEP WHO BUY HIS SHIT AND SPEND HOURS CLICKING ON ERROR BOXES AND CONFIRMATION MESSAGES WHILE THEY WAIT FOR HIS SHITTY SOFTWARE TO LOAD, CRASH AND EAT UP THEIR HD SPACE!
I WOULDN'T EVEN LET MY DOG SPARKY FUCK THAT EVIL BASTARD!....AND SPARKY IS ONE HORNY FUCKIN DOG TOO!
TATTOOMAN <jkwhardcore@hotmail.com>
Raleigh, NC USA - Friday, April 25, 1997 at 20:17:12 (MET DST)

Microsloth will never get it.
Why is it when billy went to a unix convention the pres. said that he wanted to see how a real operating system worked.
Bill Gates.Please shoot yourself now and save one of us from doing it!
And the microslut college.Get real!
Microsofty sucks.Always will.So face it.Its a stolen idea.

wolf1999
MI USA - Friday, April 25, 1997 at 18:17:28 (MET DST)

fuc everything

dffjghdig
canada - Friday, April 25, 1997 at 02:49:11 (MET DST)

Super! Alles stimmt`s.Ich glaube B.G. ist kein normaler Mensch,er ist "die Rache des Gottes" ,kann man auch ein Ausserirdische sein.
b. berous <berous@brn.pvtnet.cz>
bruen, Tschechei - Thursday, April 24, 1997 at 23:43:11 (MET DST)

[Witness, if you will, the theme from "The Twilight Zone," gently
playing in the background... of your mind; from no apparent speaker.]

We once again enter...

THE GATESGATE ZONE

It may not be obvious to the non-technical, but the "numbers" are the
ASCII value representations of the letters... now for the fun:

Welcome to Salem Massachusetts, circa the 20th century.

It seems well-known operating systems fall into the same category:

M S - D O S 6 . 2 1
77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666

W I N D O W S 9 5
87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666

S Y S T E M 7 . 0
83+89+83+84+69+77+32+55+46+48 = 666

Coincidence? I think not!

The real name of Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he
is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.)

By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII values and
adding his (III), you get the following:

B 66
I 73
L 76
L 76
G 71
A 65
T 84
E 69
S 83
+ 3
--------------
666 !!!

Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" Coincidence?
Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement???
YOU decide!

Goodbye for now... but join us again soon, in the...

THE GATESGATE ZONE

-!-
* OLX 2.1 TD * OS/2: Bill Gates' worst nightmare - For US!

--
addendum:

.for those who wonder where the +1 of windoze 95 comes from,
it is said in the bible that the devil shalt only have one child.

.
M 77 77
I 73 150
C 67 217
R 82 299
O 79 378
S 83 461
O 79 540
F 70 610
T 84 694
32 726
I 73 799
N 78 877
T 84 961
E 69 1030
R 82 1112
N 78 1190
E 69 1259
T 84 1343
32 1375
E 69 1444
X 88 1532
P 80 1612
L 76 1688
O 79 1767
R 82 1849
E 69 1918 !! THE END OF WWI AND OF THE SECOND REICH
R 82 2000 !! THE END OF THE WORLD ? OF MANKIND ? OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT ?

big bill, in his book,
says something like "by the year 2000, i hope to connect every computer in the word." how scary !!

========================================================================================================================================================================================================

GOD IS STRONGER THAN THE DEVIL

QUESTION: IF BILL GATES IS THE DEVIL
IS LINUS TORVALDS THE NEW MESSIAH ?

X 88 88
F 70 158
R 82 240
E 69 309
E 69 378
8 56 434
6 54 488
32 520
3 51 571
. 46 617
2 50 667

K 75 75
E 69 144
R 82 226
N 78 304
E 69 373
L 76 449
32 481
2 50 531
. 46 577
0 48 625 1 49 626
. 46 671 . 46 672
2 50 721 1 49 721
8 56 777 8 56 777

faramir <faramir@linkline.be, faramir@genesis.be>
rhode-st-gen�se, vb belgium - Wednesday, April 23, 1997 at 23:33:42 (MET DST)

Wanna hear the REAL Windoze95 song? Buy Neil Young's
"Sleeps with Angels" album, and play track 11.

"saw it on the tube
bought it on the phone
now you're home alone
with a piece of crap"

John Woo <stevej@windows95.com>
- Wednesday, April 23, 1997 at 21:49:36 (MET DST)

Ach, wie gut, dass niemand weiss,
dass ich eigentlich Win16 heiss.
Win32
- Wednesday, April 23, 1997 at 18:36:35 (MET DST)

I've a home-page with the true face of Buffalo Bill Gates :-).
You can access it, typing this URL:
"http://www.plug-in.com.br/~renatorj/gates.htm
Renato Rivero Jover <renatorj@plug-in.com.br>
Porto Alegre, RS Brazil - Wednesday, April 23, 1997 at 15:15:52 (MET DST)

I suck,stink,suck dicks, steal people's money
for cheap sofware
but so what ?????
P.S
I'm a nerd so dont kill me
Bill Gates <bill@microsoft.com>
Syracuse, NY USA - Tuesday, April 22, 1997 at 17:06:14 (MET DST)

Hey, we know Microsoft sucks. How do we convince the others ?

Matei Conovici <cmatei@pub.ro>
Bucharest, Romania - Monday, April 21, 1997 at 18:50:37 (MET DST)

Microsoft Sucks!!!!
Windos 95 is big Bull shit!!!
And I feel sorry of my little brain....

Bill "Sucker" Gates
- Saturday, April 19, 1997 at 23:37:29 (MET DST)

Obviously this guy likes Microsoft, because he used the
windows95 Taskbar to make a imagemap. Otherwise good site.
And don't forget to rush to your nearest hardware store and
buy OS/2 Warp! It rocks bigtime!

OS/2 Networker
- Saturday, April 19, 1997 at 21:10:13 (MET DST)

billi kozlishshshe! Don't pay anything for his
(save me trouble!) programs! Let him die!
Valery <@anywhere.com>
Nsk, 007 - Saturday, April 19, 1997 at 15:07:25 (MET DST)

As I wrote before, FIGHT BACK! Here's what Capt. Picard
has to say on the subject:

"They invade our space, and we fall back.
They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back.
Not again. The line must be drawn here!"

Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - First Contact

STOP MICROSOFT NOW!
Franc Chagall <stevej@windows95.com>
- Saturday, April 19, 1997 at 14:02:37 (MET DST)

BOYCOTT ZDF-MSN!!!

The German public TV station ZDF is building up
cooperation with the Evil Empire at www.zdfmsn.de!!

SPAM ATTACK! Subscribe the following addresses to
every mailing list you can find! Send them core dumps,
boycott MS mailings, everything!

zured@zdf.de
presse@zdf.de
info@zdf.de

!!!FIGHT BACK!!!

Frank Chagall <zured@zdf.de>
- Saturday, April 19, 1997 at 09:48:21 (MET DST)

OS/2 rules!
Bill Gates <billg@microsoft.com>
- Friday, April 18, 1997 at 22:14:38 (MET DST)

Happy CONFIG.SYS errors

The source of Microsofts development is a decompiler!

Hail Mac
Scott Park <firefall@bestweb.net>
Katonah, NY US - Friday, April 18, 1997 at 03:40:54 (MET DST)

Hi!

Kalle <spiegelei@usa.net>
Darmstadt, - Thursday, April 17, 1997 at 09:25:40 (MET DST)

GUIDE GUIDE GUIDE GUIDE GUIDE GUIDE GUIDE GUIDE GUIDE GUIDE GUIDE
==================================================================

This is for you man. So you think you know a lot? punie face. You don't really
look like Bill. You do look more like a drunkard that just rolled out of a gutter
after doing dope for 3 days in a row.

Pop Quiz hotshot: What function do you use if you are trying to make a TSR and once you figure that out
(Which I really doubt), how would you make a program that just writes out your FAT, IVT, PT (Partition Table),
RAM. So you have that down. Now how would you alter that RAM so DOS doesn't know what the real size is and you can
allocate your TSR so that it infects every single .EXE and .COM in a way that the caps are locked all the time and every
key you key in is interpreted by the computer as three and shown as three.

There's enough for you to work on for your life time. Remember not everybody is a Big Daddy and you for worse ain't one for sure.
if you do come up with the answer you can post it up here.

Let's see how much brains do you or do have anything at all.
Still like to brag around about your stupid ass that you don't even wipe off
after taking a shit?

The King <none@nothing.really>
- Wednesday, April 16, 1997 at 16:56:30 (MET DST)

I hate you !!!!! You put the shame on me !!!!!!
Why didn't ya call it Albert$oft Hate pages ???
What have I done to you ??? or is it due to a mispelling error ? Do you use W�rd97 SpellChecker ??????
You stink but Billy's worse ;-)

OK ! Keep on ze good job ! and keep bullshitting Biglo$oft !

Mirko VIDOVIC <mirko@cyberline.fr>
Lyon, ? France - Wednesday, April 16, 1997 at 14:08:19 (MET DST)

os/2 power und WIN-MAN wird SAUER !
Martin Hofmann <Martin.Hofmann@frankfurt.netsurf.de>
USA - Wednesday, April 16, 1997 at 01:10:36 (MET DST)

A drea of a Homepage: Genius...

Very Good
reto <heeb@usa.net>
FL - Monday, April 14, 1997 at 20:49:29 (MET DST)

If you Wanna get more information,Please Crack Here.

TeamOS/2 MH034.

MASAO HOMMA <e481269@center.wakayama-u.ac.jp>
WAKAYAMA, Japan - Monday, April 14, 1997 at 03:45:02 (MET DST)

You may have seen my posts here. I am "Guide", but my real
name is Craig T. Harding. I am a 45 year old computer science
student at the University of Central Florida in Orlando, and
I obviously know more about computers than anyone here, at
least I like to think so. One of the things I enjoy doing to
get my rocks off is to anonymously flame the people on this
site. Why? Because otherwise I don't have a life! Also this
is the only way I get to feel superior. I even have this site
listed as #3 under my "Fun and Humor" links:

http://www.ao.net/~guide/misclink.html

saying how I love to flame you people. So if any of you whiney
Macintoy/Eunuchs/Lie-nux/OS-Too users want a real discussion
about why Microsoft products and Bill Gates are the greatest
thing that has ever happened to computers, stop by my site
sometime at:

http://www.ao.net/~guide/personal.html

You can also see a picture of me in my cammo gear, (do you
think I look like a fat Bill Gates?), or just drop me a
line at :

guide@ao.net

and we can talk about it, if you can use a mail program!

Good Luck! :-)
Guide

Guide <guide@ao.net>
Orlando, FL USA - Sunday, April 13, 1997 at 18:40:34 (MET DST)

Guide <guide@ao.net>
Orlando, FL USA - Sunday, April 13, 1997 at 18:21:56 (MET DST)

Guide <guide@ao.net>
Orlando, FL USA - Sunday, April 13, 1997 at 18:19:34 (MET DST)

"The Windows Melody" - parody of "START IT UP" by the Rolling Stones
Lyrics transcribed by jensen-x

Well I bought it up
Bought Windows home and tried to boot it up
But when I load it up
It says my memory is not enough
I'll be runnin' out
I need some extra RAM to fix me up
I'll have to cough it up
Open my wallet up
It never stops, never stops, never stops, never stops
It's Windows 95, it's suckin' up my drive,
It makes a Pentium fly,
Now my PC is obsolete, I'll have to buy myself a brand new machine
ring it up....
Stick me up,
You suck me in and then you got me hooked, you got me, you got me
There's so much stuff to buy, I need a new hard drive, It's gonna suck me dry,
my 3 8 6 don't have the speed, it takes an hour just to bring up the screen,
yeaaah.
Whoa, no, I'm makin' software fly
Whoa, it's makin' Bill Gates cum...
You, you, you make a rich man cum...

( *note* i really doubt that it's 'come' instead of 'cum'
:P )

jensen-x <garyy@csra.net>
Aiken, SC, USA - Sunday, April 13, 1997 at 18:11:19 (MET DST)

unix$ telnet www.ao.net 80
Trying 205.244.242.10...
Connected to www.ao.net.
Escape character is'^]'.
HEAD / HTTPD /1.0

HTTP/1.0 200 OK
Date: Sun, 13 Apr 1997 15:54:08 GMT
Server: Apache/1.1.1 ISP< knows not to try to use M$ Crapware (tm) !!!

Guide <guide@ao.net>
Orlando, FL USA - Sunday, April 13, 1997 at 18:01:46 (MET DST)

WMW Communications, Inc. D/B/A Access Orlando (AO3-DOM)
2875 S. Orange Avenue, Suite 500/600
Orlando, FL 32806
USA

Domain Name: AO.NET

Administrative Contact:
McGinn, L Alan (LAM26) amcginn@AO.NET
407/895-1200 (FAX) 407/895-2652
Technical Contact, Zone Contact:
Center, Network Operations (NOC65) noc@AO.NET
(407) 895-1200
Billing Contact:
Wong, Michael (MW3020) mwong@AO.NET
407/895-1200 (FAX) 407/895-2652

Record last updated on 10-Mar-97.
Record created on 13-Oct-95.

Domain servers in listed order:

DNS1.ACCESSORL.NET 205.244.242.10
DNS2.ACCESSORL.NET 205.244.242.20

Guide <guide@ao.net>
Orlando, FL USA - Sunday, April 13, 1997 at 17:31:26 (MET DST)

Hi, you may have seen my posts here. I am "Guide", but my real
name is Craig T. Harding. I am a 45 year old computer science
student at the University of Central Florida in Orlando. One
of the things I enjoy doing is flaming the people on this site.
I have it listed as #3 under my "Fun and Humor" links, saying how
I love to flame you people. Stop by my site sometime at:
http://www.ao.net/~guide/personal.html and you can see a picture
of me in my camo gear, (do you think I look like Bill Gates?),
or just drop me a line at guide@ao.net and lets chat!

Craig Harding, aka Guide <guide@ao.net>
Orlando, FL USA - Sunday, April 13, 1997 at 09:31:11 (MET DST)

Isn't it a good joke when after reformatting your hard drive ten times and trying to install windows95 ten times, you realize that it's not really what M$ claimed it to be?
Anyway fooled once but careful from then and onwards you try other things like DOS. Doesn't take you too long to realize DOS is powerless. You can get around jsut about any kind of security in about an hour at most.
So you turn to UNIX. Unix sux more than anything else does. What is left now?

AMAC.

A MAC ? no thanx i can die but i can't use a MAC 'coz it's only for those lameass idiots who like to use the *MOUSE* and don't know not shit.

A better machine is yet to be built. And proudly i can announce that I'll be the one to make one. It's gonna be calles MN (maybe nothing). yeah. right that's what it stands for.

You all Have Fun.

Your King
does it matter <maybe_nowhere@maybe_noone.com>
- Sunday, April 13, 1997 at 01:40:04 (MET DST)

A list of all operating systems that are worse than Win95:
A list of all operating systems that are better than Win95:
Mac89
Mac1889
OS/2 4.0
OS/2 3.0
OS/2 2.0
OS/2 1.0
OS/1
MS-DOS 6.0
MS-DOS 5.0
MS-DOS 4.0
MS-DOS 3.0
MS-DOS 2.0
MS-DOS 1.0
MS-DOS 0.0
AmigaDos
Commodore 64 Operating System
Out of memory error ... process terminated

Matthew Adams <pc@cool>
- Saturday, April 12, 1997 at 20:35:20 (MET DST)

There isn't any better kind of comedy but watching people installing WIN95.

Konni <r00027@pbhrzs0.uni-paderborn.de>
Paderborn, NRW Germany - Saturday, April 12, 1997 at 18:52:42 (MET DST)

The so called "stoneman" calls from address 204.245.228.132.
A non registered host in kalama.com domain.
Finger connections are refused for this host.

Primary name server is qiclab.scn.rain.com. The kalama.com
domain has about 280 hosts registered.

Nic says that it's "Kalama telephone Company",
located in Washington, USA.

If someone feels like tracking him further down, be my
guest :)

As for me this guy is just some lame idiot steeling on
his working time to surf the net.

Migh be amusing to send this to the managers of Kalama
just to see how they like their employees playing
while they should be working :) I bet THEY can track
the user down :)
Eric Bouquerel <ericb@www.merdre.net>
Paris, France - Saturday, April 12, 1997 at 14:30:36 (MET DST)

One banana, two banana, three banana, four...
the stoneman <find me>
FIND ME!!!, - Saturday, April 12, 1997 at 13:17:46 (MET DST)

I have almost 27 years experience on computers, 23 of them online. If you had a clue at all about the programs, software, and people that you insult, your page might have a slight tinge of believability! You go off half-cocked and, without any verifiable research, you make total fools of no one but yourselves. I am extremely amused by the asenine attempt to put down a corporation and a man just because he thought of something that your limited mind couldn't, and he's making a fortune at it! You probably also consider Macintosh a superior home system. EVERY OS and EVERY web browser has it's bugs, and always will. As long as man is the designer of such things, perfection will never be attained. Since there is no other form of intellegence in the universe, we're stuck with imperfection, and your page is a classic example of that. I want to thank you for the opportunity that you supplied for me to laugh harder and louder than I have in many years. hAcKErZ aRE tHe loWEsT foRm oF iNteLLeGenCE oN tHE plAneT! So you can hack java on a browser, so you can play with your UNIX, so DOS is your favorite party tool, so you can hack into comps in institutions and offices, so you think that you are the elite! What a joke. How would you like to see your web page taken over by a bunch of Mormons? You can red-box a pay phone, I'm not impressed. We see all. In my off time, I like to "hack" hackz. Wanna play, little boys? Watch your phone bill skyrocket! Watch your web page melt into oblivion! Watch your OS suddenly lose all "security" and betray you before your very eyes! Oh, yes, and watch your precious Netscape Communicator crash your system more often, and effectively than you claim that the competition does.
By the way, I am in no way affiliated with Gill Bates or anyone else in that bumpkin outfit in Redmond. You will wonder forever who I am. I know where you are, when you are on, and what you do in your spare time. You have not harmed me, so you are safe, but you are in no way as brilliant or informed as you think that you are. Stop and think about slander as you ponder free speech. Your hate page makes about as much sense as a kickstand on a bowling ball. Have a lovely day, you all powerful wannabe's. Maybe someday the elite will let you wipe their shoes with your tongue, whoever they are. All I know is that there are NO elite and only ONE security system. Be well, John Spartan!
the stoneman <Like I'm foolish enough to leave it here!>
Castle Rock, WA USA - Saturday, April 12, 1997 at 13:08:09 (MET DST)

bill gate i am FUCK ME UP THE ASS WITH A BLOW TORCH....
fuck macs too....macs are just queer ibm's....FASCIST COMMIE SPHINCTER BASTARDS AT MICROSOFT WILL DIE FROM BULLET WOUNDS AS I GO POSTAL.
Bill Gates <root@microsoft.com>
FagTown, FF FFFF - Saturday, April 12, 1997 at 08:48:07 (MET DST)

Microsoft Sucks!!! Bill Gates Sucks!!! Windows Wizard Sucks!!!
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BuRn BrAiN <burnbrain@geocities.com>
Hell - Saturday, April 12, 1997 at 07:51:38 (MET DST)

BILL WAS NODOUT A ASS HOLE MADE FROM HELL.
HE IS STUPID ASS A TANDY� 6000. A CAN OF SPAM HAS MORE BRAINS
THEN GATES AND M$

*SPIDER 2000*

OF

SPIDER 2000 INC.

BUY A MAC
*SPIDER 2000* <BUNGHOLE@WN.NET>
666, 69 200-555-1212 - Saturday, April 12, 1997 at 01:30:39 (MET DST)

I hate microsoft. I hate bill gates. one day i'm going
to blow his fucking head off. i'd be running linux right
now if not for a slight problem and my refusal to reinstall
linux until i get a newer version (i have slackware distrib
2.3 on cd, but that's OLD!) ..maybe i'll just reinstall
linux..hey, maybe i can get x working, and then i can say
bye-bye to billy. or at least give winbl0wz 95 the back
seat (my 170mb hard drive)..bwahahaha.

oh, by the way, i wish you flamers luck. i used an alternate
email address in my email address field...and email to that
address takes over two days to get there, PLUS i never check
it, so...
Michael <zztzed@usa.net>
Aiken, South Carolina USA - Friday, April 11, 1997 at 17:16:35 (MET DST)

nice job, see my page, i've invented DEL_WIN_WARE.
see shareware concept if u cant understand ;-)

we must crash M$'s power
P.S. have u been at
http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/%7Epribushg/jokes.html

good people, bye

Fred ..
Francis A. Holop <holop@pentacom.sk>
Nesvady, Sl Slovakia - Friday, April 11, 1997 at 16:12:51 (MET DST)

MS pollutes also in japan.

I like your "The Windows Melody", but I cannot
understand completely what he sings.
I would like to understand completely the song,
If you could, please give me a text of
the "The Windows Melody" words.

thank you. regards,

SATOU Tomomi
tsato@sowa.is.uec.ac.jp
SATOU Tomomi <tsato@sowa.is.uec.ac.jp>
Tokyo, Japan - Friday, April 11, 1997 at 07:29:14 (MET DST)

I want to congratulated Microsoft. As a CPA I had hoped to do income taxes again on my
computer (486-100) this year. But, due to problems with Windows 95, I have been without a computer for
over two weeks, with no hope in sight, and April 15 is just days away.
I remember the good old days when I used (IBM) PC-DOS and everything
always ran smoothly and reliably. I hope King Bill gets his (Win95) shit
together.
R. J. Barnes <rj@qni.com>
Kansas City, KS USA - Thursday, April 10, 1997 at 22:09:25 (MET DST)

I like Windows 95 very much. The computer games shipped
with it are really fun, and the cute animations if you
do tasks like copying or deleting are nice to look at.
I especially enjoy playing minesweeper.
Of couse if I want to work with my computer I use OS/2.

The Ruler
- Thursday, April 10, 1997 at 21:07:29 (MET DST)

Part of the PC Cool Computer Dictionary:

Mickeysoft: look at Microsoft
Microsoft: A virus that tries to take control of all
computers in the world.(there are also some people who think
that Microsoft is a computer company that sells software.)
How do you can check that your system is microsoft-free?
Type dir win and dir dos. If the message appears:
Directory not found than you are lucky, otherwise you
have a problem.
How do I get rid of the microsoft virus?
You have to repartition your hardisk first. Than you must
reinstall only software you are sure they are not
infected by microsoft.

You can order this dictionary by sending your full name
and adress to our email adress.
The dictonary costs 30$.

Matthew Adams <pc@cool>
- Thursday, April 10, 1997 at 20:53:09 (MET DST)

I'M THE BIGGEST LAMER IN THE WORLD!

'Coz:
1. I use WIN'95.
2. I like to buy a faster INTEL Pentium (TM) every day.
3. I like to buy more & more memory.
4. I like to wait hours while my system SHUTS ON.
5. I like it when my winchester is swapping.
6. I like to restart my computer in every 10 min.
7. I like WINDOWS WIZARDS!!!
8. I like when computer is nothing else than clicking with the mouse.
9. I like Micro$oft.
10. I LOVE BILL GATES.

Lame Lamer
THE UNKNOWN ANTI-M$ SOLDIER <billgates@microsoft.com>
DEVIL'S ROOM, M$ HELL - Thursday, April 10, 1997 at 12:47:49 (MET DST)

NT stands for NO Technology.It sucks a lot of time.

May OS/2(of cource Ver2.0 or later) and FreeBSD rule!
thanks.
MASAO HOMMA <e481269@emily.eco.wakayama-u.ac.jp>
WAKAYAMA, JAPAN - Thursday, April 10, 1997 at 05:49:15 (MET DST)

It's either 100% Pure Java - or its not. Fuck Microsoft.
Fuck Gates. Fuck Ballmer. Fuck Allen.
John F <john@devnull.com>
- Wednesday, April 09, 1997 at 20:36:22 (MET DST)

I hate Micorsoft,too! No fair business,no good products are their business.
Osamu Ueki <angolmoa@pluto.dti.ne.jp>
Higashiyamato, Tokyo Japan - Wednesday, April 09, 1997 at 19:18:58 (MET DST)

Have you ever tried this: ping -l 65510 www.microsoft.com
That keeps them busy for a while...
Ping Crosby
- Wednesday, April 09, 1997 at 17:45:00 (MET DST)

nuke him!

most used command on a machine with a M$-os?- format c:/u
mitch <braunsto@tgm.ac.at>
vienna, A Austria - Wednesday, April 09, 1997 at 17:08:46 (MET DST)

Good idea to do an anti-microthought HTM page.
Destroy of the Konsol <s9600346@univ-lemans.fr>
LE MANS, F France - Wednesday, April 09, 1997 at 14:50:37 (MET DST)

HALLELUJA!
I thought to be alone in this wide world. I thought there is noone who understands my feelings against M$. Now I've found my right home: www.enemy.org. It is really amusing. All people share one problem: M$ and INTEL. I admire every SPARC/UNIX- and MAC user at this page. I LOVE YOU ALL.
I am 16 and my pocket money is about 250$ a month. That is not very much, I have been saving money for a SPARC STATION since '94 anyway.
One day I will be ONE OF YOU!
At the moment I'm using an iP133 running under Linux - and only Linux. FUCK THE REST.

UNIX rules, the King

Thomas "The King" <obermaye@pcc.tgm.ac.at>
Vienna, VI Austria - Wednesday, April 09, 1997 at 14:28:58 (MET DST)

Arthur Andersen (big consulting firm in Chicago) pulled Win '95 off
its network because the piece of shit operating system ran like a snail
on their network, and crashed it constantly. They also shelved tens of thousands of dollars of Win '95
compatible software, it just sits in file cabinets. Instead they should have shoved it up
Bill Gate's ass.

As for Linux, well I use Photoshop, Quark and Illustrator, and these programs aren't
even available for Linux, are they. Thus I must stick with the Mac. Sorry.
Kim
USA - Wednesday, April 09, 1997 at 04:25:44 (MET DST)

Very impressive your HATE PAGE! WE LOVE IT!!!!! People of the world, come together and destroy the Microsoft tyrany! Apple is the martyr of the computer world.
Coco & Domi <cocomobil@aol.com>
London, UK - Tuesday, April 08, 1997 at 22:01:12 (MET DST)

Microsoft sucks shit.. and so dose Apple! Macs are shity ass
computers!! Get Unix / Linux damnit! the easyer the computer is
to use the more it sucks ass
Jeremy Amberg <amberg@cris.com>
Austin, Tx USA - Tuesday, April 08, 1997 at 14:16:10 (MET DST)

No no no you got it all rong you just hate windows95 because
you don't know how to use it BECAUSE YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Mamma <yousuck@excite.ca>
- Tuesday, April 08, 1997 at 04:09:09 (MET DST)

Hallo Chris,
schreib mir bitte, wenn der Bericht über die Zensur fertig ist,
wenn geht, mit Direktangabe der URL, sonst finde ich die Seite nie in diesem
Datenwust :-)

Viele Grüße,
Manuela
Manuela
- Monday, April 07, 1997 at 11:04:28 (MET DST)

Since i am a Mac/NeXT addict, i find this pages
very amusing. In germany, we are glad to have
"Billy Boy" condomes. You wanna know what is the
difference between Gates and "Billy Boy"? They
improved with the years:-)

cu Klaus
Klaus Lotz <klo@musicshop.de>
Munich, - Sunday, April 06, 1997 at 15:19:27 (MET DST)

for those who still haven't read it:

[Witness, if you will, the theme from "The Twilight Zone," gently
playing in the background... of your mind; from no apparent speaker.]

We once again enter...

THE GATESGATE ZONE

It may not be obvious to the non-technical, but the "numbers" are the
ASCII value representations of the letters... now for the fun:

Welcome to Salem Massachusetts, circa the 20th century.

It seems well-known operating systems fall into the same category:

M S - D O S 6 . 2 1
77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666

W I N D O W S 9 5
87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666

S Y S T E M 7 . 0
83+89+83+84+69+77+32+55+46+48 = 666

Coincidence? I think not!

The real name of Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he
is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.)

By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII values and
adding his (III), you get the following:

B 66
I 73
L 76
L 76
G 71
A 65
T 84
E 69
S 83
+ 3
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666 !!!

Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" Coincidence?
Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement???
YOU decide!

Goodbye for now... but join us again soon, in the...

THE GATESGATE ZONE

-!-
* OLX 2.1 TD * OS/2: Bill Gates' worst nightmare - For US!

note: why +1 in windows 95 ? BECAUSE IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE THAT THE DEVIL SHALT ONLY HAVE ONE CHILD

faramir <faramir@linkline.be>
- Sunday, April 06, 1997 at 14:31:30 (MET DST)

MICROSOFT SUCKS. EVERYONE SHOULD GET A MAC AND EXPERIENCE WHAT A REAL COMPUTER SHOULD DO. IF EVERYONE USED A MAC AND SEEN WHAT IT COULD DO, BILL GATES WOULD BE HOMELESS. WAKE UP PEOPLE APPLE IS HERE TO STAY AND MICROSOFT KEEPS ROBBING APPLES ADVANCES. DON'T YOU THING WIN 95 LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE THE MAC OS. COME UP WITH YOUR OWN IDEAS BILL GATES, FEEL LUCKY EVERYONE HAS NOT EXPERIENCED A MAC. MICROSOFT BITES. IT'S GOOD TO SEE A WEB PAGE LIKE THIS. THANKS TO WHO EVER CREATED IT. MAC RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blair Tulk <btulk@microplus.ca>
Nepean, on Canada - Sunday, April 06, 1997 at 04:46:55 (MET DST)

Microsquash needs a big wake up call.
can you run at 533mhz?
RISC it, an apple a day keeps the guide away.
and if you have so many to share, just drop them my way. I'll make millions in resale.

WinterShade
Wintershade <Not_available@Flame.com>
Infazima, ok milbourne - Sunday, April 06, 1997 at 02:42:22 (MET DST)

Thanks for this page, you just made my life much happier
GET A LIFE...GET A MAC
ZR <pennaje@dlc.fi>
Hellsinki, Finland - Saturday, April 05, 1997 at 13:40:25 (MET DST)

Alright I saw the comments by Mr.X saying that there's no
difference between MSIE and Netscape. Apperently he hasn't
seen all the screwy crap that MSIE does to those of us who
make web pages. I HATE MSIE! Netscape forever.

I should also mention that I know relatively nothing about
computers and even I can make Windows 95 crash in 30 seconds.
The only time it doesn't crash is when my computer is turned off.

Archen
- Friday, April 04, 1997 at 22:48:23 (MET DST)

FUCK MICRO$HIT $CRAPWARE! BILL GATE$ I$ THE DEVIL'$ CHILD!!!
GET REAL ALL YOU MISGUIDED FOOLS! I USE A SUN SPARCSTATION 5
WITH NO MICRO$OFT PRODUCTS AT ALL! THE THEME FOR THE FUTURE
OF COMPUTING IS SEX, CAFFEINE AND UNIX....ALL THE WAY!!!
UNIX RULES!!! THE MICROSOFT HATE PAGE IS OUR ONLY HOPE FOR SALVATION!
COME VISIT MY WEB SITE AND SEND EMAIL DIRECTLY TO BILL GATES WITH MY SPECIAL FORM!
HIS EMAIL ADDY AND THE SUBJECT "YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE BILL!" ARE THE DEFAULTS!
DO IT NOW AND HARASS THE BASTARD WHO TORMENTS MILLIONS OF INNOCENT
COMPUTER USERS EVERY DAY WITH WINDOWS ERROR AND CONFIRMATION BOXES!!!
SEX, CAFFEINE AND UNIX!!!
TATTOOMAN
TATTOOMAN <tattooman@geocities.com>
Raleigh, NC US - Friday, April 04, 1997 at 15:26:29 (MET DST)

The death star is closing in.
Join the rebellion and use Linux.
Tom <tom@netvision.be>
Belgium - Friday, April 04, 1997 at 13:18:00 (MET DST)

Hey microfuckers, why don't you get your head out of B'hill G'atez's ass and get
a real fuckin' operating system, one with some power. Of course, your GOD billy wants us
all to be stupid fucking idiots so that we keep buying his piece of shit operating systems and
make the master of the fuckin' earth. FUCK YOU. I am an individual free thinker, and I will bow
to NO MAN, especially not gatez. He wants to crush UNIX because he knows it will defeat him someday.
We have the power. You're just trying to get on the coattails of some motherfucker asshole like gatez
because you're a lot like him. You want power and control over everyone and everyone's mind. Fuck you,
you fascist assholes. LINUX FOREVER!!!
ST <sirtim@jpj.net>
- Thursday, April 03, 1997 at 21:24:13 (MET DST)

Go to fuckin' hell "Adventurer". Linux is NOT a fucking rip off of UNIX, it's a PART of UNIX. You just love sucking
Gatez's microscopic dick and pretending you're cool because you use microshit products, yeah, well, you don't know fucking
shit about computers and you never fucking will. Go fuck
yourself, you stupid assholic piece of shit. And oh yeah.
LINUX FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!
ST <sirtim@jpj.net>
Eau Shit, MI USA - Thursday, April 03, 1997 at 21:16:17 (MET DST)

Good
Ticio de Ticiis <arbiz@freenet.hut.fi>
Carugate, it Italy - Thursday, April 03, 1997 at 10:37:18 (MET DST)

MicrosOFF haters, that's justifiable, even commendable.
But you ignorant little I-hate-everything punks are a JOKE!!!!!

People like you are a discrace to all computer-using humans!
If you hate everything, then go fuck your momma up the ass and
put a bullet in your small-bean-sized-brain, a brain that is probably
bigger than your twizzer sized penis ( a penis is the thing you pee with! )

Mikrosoft haters, you are the Wise! You are the ones who
understand that Windoze ( from 3.1 to NT to 95 ) is CRAPP,SHIT,
RAT-CUM, THE-DISGUSTING-WHITE-STUFF-IN-THE-PROSTITUT'S-SNACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We hate windoses becuse we like Linus, MacOS, OS2 and the like.
Why do we like these? Because THEY fight fair!!! THEY don't
buy competitors. THEY don't say THEY invented something when
it was made by somebody else years ago. And THEY kick Bill
( Dorkness personnafied ) GATES of HELL.

MY TWO CENTS and if you little I-hate-Mac-and-everything-
else-than-my-little-penis don't like it...well...BLOW ME!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bass <me@whocares.cum>
moncton, Canada - Thursday, April 03, 1997 at 06:56:25 (MET DST)

Yeah!
Are you ready to kill it.
Let's use the freeware system Linux instead of Windows.
Toffi <toffi@bigfoot.com>
Haltern, - Germany - Wednesday, April 02, 1997 at 23:04:58 (MET DST)

Great page you got here!
I wish Gates would die in a massive heart-attack and Redmond
would somehow get swollowed by the earth!
Every day I have to wait an agonizing long time for Wincrap to
start and when it shuts down I get an General Protection Fault every
time! I'm not surprised...
Did you now that MSIE doesen't even work with the new win'96??
Yep the integrated crap-browser confuses MSIE so it doesen't find any
URLs and it only looks for the URL "/" and of course it whines about it...
So the only answer is Netscape and other non-MS products!

Christian elg <chriselg@netlife.fi>
Vantaa, Finland - Wednesday, April 02, 1997 at 20:50:42 (MET DST)

Your site is rulissss
Alexander Bee <genetech@ropnet.ru>
Moscow, Russia - Wednesday, April 02, 1997 at 16:10:18 (MET DST)

GET A LIFE FENDER FARMS AND A PC!!!!!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT! GO HERE YOUR VOICE IN 32-BIT AUDIO.

Adventurer
USA - Wednesday, April 02, 1997 at 01:07:34 (MET DST)

FUCK WINDOZE69 AND WINDOZE N(o)T! GET LINUX...

Billy G. <root@mail>
Howard Stern, WA Finland - Tuesday, April 01, 1997 at 23:09:11 (MET DST)

Welcome to the disclaimer� that's right, the disclaimer.
This American apple pie institution known as parental
discretion will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
from the lyrics which might actually make you think and
will also insult your intelligence at the same time. So,
protect your family. This album contains explicit depictions
of things which are real. These real things are commonly
known as BILL GATES. So if it sounds stupid, it's probably
him. If it crashes, don't take it seriously. And if it
offends you,

GET

A

MAC! --�Fender Farms� of SPIDER 2000 INC.
�Fender Farms� <xanthopoulos@wn.net>
Schoolville, MA Transylvania - Tuesday, April 01, 1997 at 22:17:11 (MET DST)

M$ SUCKS SO DOES BILL . BUT YOU CANT BLAME HIM HES TO DAM STUPID.HE WILL DIE SOON BECOUSE EACH DAY EVERBODDY HATES HIM EVEN MOOR.
�Fender Farms�
&
*SPIDER 2000*
OF
SPIDER 2000 INC.
THE BEST SERVICE IN THE WORLD
*SPIDER 2000* <JANUS@HEY.NET>
SCHOOLVILL, MA BUTTTOWN - Tuesday, April 01, 1997 at 20:23:06 (MET DST)

After formating the harddrive 3 times, reinstalling Windows95 7 times(2 different versions), getting 32M RAM and a half year I finally got the thing working. There where times when I could have thrown out the computer trough the window and sometimes I needed to restart the computer 3 times before Windows started to work for about 2 minutes before it crashed. I am now a happy Windows95 owner because hard work pays and a working Windows95 is a true joy and true miracle.
A fomer not-so-happy Win95-user
Finland - Tuesday, April 01, 1997 at 14:51:34 (MET DST)

I think all operating systems are stupid, including
Linux and Windows.
The Ruler
- Tuesday, April 01, 1997 at 13:12:48 (MET DST)

FENDER FARMS: YOU SUCK!!!!1 I MEAN, YOU'RE ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE MAC GEEKS, YOU LITTLE PERVERT. GET A LIFE LAD, AND USE INTERNET EXPLORER, YOU JERK!
Adventurer :-)
- Tuesday, April 01, 1997 at 12:07:05 (MET DST)

Rainka is my math teacher and he has a really funny beard.
You should see him sometime...

Can you take the darkness of windows 95?

People who say things like "Windoze," "Winblows," etc. are
not taking micro$oft hating seriously. My life will probably
end in crashing a 747 into gates' house. Am I suicidal?

Hell no.

It's just that gates deserves to die!
�Fender Farms� <rainkahead@durgwipers.net>
Sturbridge, MA RAINKA VILLAGE - Tuesday, April 01, 1997 at 06:53:39 (MET DST)

Where do I begin?! If I had a gun with two bullets and was
standing beside Hitler and Asshole Gates' mom, I'd shoot her
twice and kick her in the nads (that's right, nads) ten times.
MACINTOSH KICKS GATES' ASS AND SATAN666 IS GATES IN A WAY THAT
WAS NEVER BEFORE! -- �Fender Farms�

PS., if you're viewing this with an IB running Exploder�,
a)you suck
b)option-8 bullets won't work, my name will come out looking
like your mom on a good day, worse than shit!
�Fender Farms� <rainkahead@durgwipers.net>
Sturbridge, MA Transylvania - Tuesday, April 01, 1997 at 06:42:08 (MET DST)

Windows NT sucks my ass. Out of the box it is more
than swiss cheese, it's a fucking joke. Microsoft is
not competant to become a "real" vendor. They barely
have the nerve to admit (or actually patch) their own
security holes. Can you imagine a *real* security
advisory coming from Microsoft? Never. Windows NT
users spend countless hours searching, paying for, and
trying to install the components any functional OS
would already contain. 90 percent of the posts to the
Windows NT security newsgroup ask how to incorporate the
most basic of UNIX security and features into NT. NT
is popular because it's the only network OS you can
learn in a week, and I have yet to meet an NT admin that
knows his/her shit. NT is OWNED because the source is
in the hands of those that know how to comb it. Thing
is MS doesn't have the balls nor brains nor integrity
to stand up to that kind of trial by fire. Sad but true.
twig
- Tuesday, April 01, 1997 at 03:12:51 (MET DST)

Go suck an egg, Chris. You suck! Microsofty rules and this person below me is fucking gay. Linux, huh? Copy of Unix? Why use it?
Adventurer :-)
- Monday, March 31, 1997 at 02:33:13 (MET DST)

Thank God (Linus) for a real OS.
Yeah, I hate Microsoft, but I don't have to worry about it anymore!
Linux is a godsend. My machines kick @ with Linux -- they're better than Sparcs!
No Flame
CA USA - Sunday, March 30, 1997 at 22:43:03 (MET DST)

Chris J Mutter is a complete fat crab ass!!!!! Fuck his skull and lets go punch his guts out!!!!!!1
He is a totally gay asshole who had sex with Gil Amelio and jammed his dick in a Mac Floppy drive when he was trying to
have sex with that, too!!!!!!
fdsafdsa
- Sunday, March 30, 1997 at 17:36:43 (MET DST)

Happy Easter to Billy's Toy 95.
NT? Nice Try
Wolfen <wolfen@netway.at>
Vienna, AT Austria - Saturday, March 29, 1997 at 10:11:33 (MET)

I work with Delphi2.0(MY MAN !!!),Oracle Dev.2000,Ms(Mega Shit) VS C++ Developer (Visual, WHAT VISUAL ???),
some java stuff. Oops, my home page look like hell.
WHY MUST I REBOOT MY "!%##%&/%� OS (NT4.0/3.51,Win95) AT LEAST TEN TIMES A DAY ????

Sign.
A programmer that is fuckt up in the membrain
Daniel Peterson <daniel@kiruna.se>
Kiruna, Sweden - Saturday, March 29, 1997 at 04:25:21 (MET)

That's right, Microsoft Boy. Apple sucks and they are just killing themselves. Now everyone stop this Winshit nonsense and believe me, Apple sucks. And to all Linux lovers: Sure its okay to love Linux, but Linux is a rip off of Unix, so stop complaining about Windows as a copy-cat. Mac Os is a copy=cat for all I care! Xerox got ripped off you Mac geeks.
Adventurer :-)
- Friday, March 28, 1997 at 18:58:24 (MET)

With Winshit, I though my old 386 was just good to play tetris
but now I use Linux, I've really discovered the power of the
first Intel 32bit processor. Thanks to Linus Troval.

P.S: Bill, I have 1 year computer sciences courses for you
Fred <frederic.rouyre@pericles.namur.be>
- Friday, March 28, 1997 at 13:49:41 (MET)

Funny when my computer turned off. What can I say, Internet Explorer is the superior browser to Netscape. Windows 95 is better then Apple. Oh, Microsoft is killing Apple--then how come Microsoft is one of Apple's biggest markets--selling over 300 million dollars worth of Macintosh software per year? If anything, Microsoft is keeping Apple alive. If anyone is killing Apple, it's Dr. Gil and his shit for brains policies. Apple isn't dying--it's already dead; it's just that no one is attending the funeral. As for this page, it's a shame the first amendment has to protect something like this. If there is any reason why people want to censor (which I don't agree with) parts of the web, this page must be on their list. All in all, learn HTML, by a PC, and become a functional member of the real world? Or should we all use Macs, and not be sure of whether the company will be there six months from now?
Microsoft Boy <An.OS.that.works@applesucks.com>
Not Here, NT Win95 - Friday, March 28, 1997 at 05:20:49 (MET)

Macs suck like hell and I guess you all below me agree, right? good, cause if you don't then I'll stick a ... up your a..
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Adventurer ;-)
- Friday, March 28, 1997 at 01:59:04 (MET)

Well done guys! M$ men are really motherfuckers!
I have recently been thrown 4 1,300 bux 'cause the last
IDIOTS in Moscow began usin' windoze'95. GATES MUST DIE!
IF YOU HAVE A GUN WITH 2 BULLETS AND FACE STALIN, HITLER
AND GATES WHOM'D YOU SHOT UP?
The right answer: BILLY WILL BE *BULLETED* TWICE!

I'd mention that, mac is much worse then PC (2 times slower
and 3 times more expensive). It will not make any
alternative to PC.
Our company uses stolen MS-Windows 3.1, uprgaded and
fixed by russian hackers so that this fucking system
is suitable to work with.
Good luck&LOCK ON BILLY!

Stanislav Ostachevski <osm@mvn.frtk-campus.mipt.ru>
Dolgopa, MR, Russia - Friday, March 28, 1997 at 01:12:43 (MET)

Boy, you guys are lame as hell. Think you can take down Microsoft? I don't think so! Oh yes, Microsoft isn't out to destroy Apple, Apple's doing a good job of destroying themselves.
The HTML-Kid
- Thursday, March 27, 1997 at 19:00:48 (MET)

Well, well, well. Lets see here. Did you guys ever see Netscape Communicator. It's a complete copy of Internet Explorer.
For all those who say Microsoft copied Netscape are complete illiterate geeks. Just compare the broser of MSIE 3.02 and Netscrape 4. They don't have much differnet other than the slowness of Netscape.
And to all you fucked up Mac Users, get a life man won't you. Windows 95 rules!!!!!!!!!!!! Mac Os on the other hand is a copy of the XEROX Star GUI. The Apple Lisa came after that, which looked like Mac Os, but much uglier and very experience.
Apple is copying Window's 3-D Interface as well. Now whoever said that Microsoft copies everyone SHOULD GET A LIFE!!!!!!!! BE winners like Guide and Richard.
Adventurer
- Thursday, March 27, 1997 at 17:52:18 (MET)

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sdg, sdg - Thursday, March 27, 1997 at 17:20:51 (MET)

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YOUMAY\SRVIVE\WIN.95

GOOD.LK
Dan O'Callahan
USA - Thursday, February 27, 1997 at 22:02:04 (GMT)

Bill Gates will NEVER succeed in eliminating the Macintosh.
#1 Mac User <Never@surrender.com>
Dallas, TX - Thursday, February 27, 1997 at 00:08:52 (GMT)

OOP version of UNIX. Heck, if it's an object oriented version, it isn't UNIX. UNIX is just a half an OS with a 3.2k kernel, and you call that "technology." OK OK...I like and use UNIX everyday, but I don't have any preconcieved ideas about what it is. Without shells and add-on GUIs it wouldn't be used anymore in this day and age. People wouldn't put up with it's cryptic interface. Now is you re-structure that lipp and gof structure to be OOP and add an OOP shell then IMHO you don't have UNIX anymore.

Now take MS WinNT and look at the kernel. WOW!...What do you know. LIPP and GOF structure!!!...Is that just a coincidence?? Heck no! MS hired a bunch of UNIX system level (bare metal) coders when Chicago was just a twinkle in Billy's eyes. So, if you want OOPS UNIX today, there you go. If you want an OS capable of handling your old legacy stuff then Win95. Win95s inherent faults is a result of out demand for backward compatability and a simple scripting language capability. You don't have to like it but for the average business NT serving 95 is solid and stable, letting IS folks code in VB and implement legacy apps.

Let's not confuse desktop objects with Object Oriented Programming Style. I assume that you understand the differences as well as the similarities. The way some folks implement it (IBM?), I would be cautious in using the term.

Finally there is someone with reasonable intellect posting here.

Good Luck:)
Guide
- Wednesday, February 26, 1997 at 18:18:20 (GMT)

Coooooooooooooool !!! Microsoft sucks !!!
Keep up your fucking cool site !!

Chris <100276.577@Compuserve.com>
Baden, CH Switzerland - Wednesday, February 26, 1997 at 16:25:56 (GMT)

Would Einstien have used ANY pathetic PC? More likely a Super Computer or a Mini. Definitely not Mac Bullshit or Win$ux95.
Hell even Micro$oft doesn't sell '95 as other then their second rate crap. Get NT; FUCK
Win95 garbage. MacIntoy, if it survives, will be running NeXT. An OOP version of UNIX on top of the same technology
that OS/2 for the PowerPC runs on now. Look for OS/2 Warp 5.0 on the Mach Microkernal early '98.
bottom line get NT or OS/2 WARP for REAL crash protection, multitasking, multithreading, etc. Want a True to Mac Like
GUI, get OS/2 Warp. OLE, renamed ActiveX, same outdated Shit as when IBM abandoned it for OOP and DCE, can't
give you desktop objects, only lame PIFs called short cuts. That includes NT as well. Luckily, NT could grow
beyond its OLE limits. It would be nice to see M$ get CORBA and get a life too!

guide suxs <eatme@nowhere.com>
- Wednesday, February 26, 1997 at 07:06:41 (GMT)

John Kyle, what a lamer site. Your site screams novice and if that is an example of something created on a Macintrash, I'm happy to have folks look at it. You even have the balls to say "The following sites have won the "JAK Seal of Approval"award. These sites have outstanding
merit in originality, design, content, and entertainment." Geeze! Did your page get the JAK award? *grin* You gotta be kidding. Your page even failed to validate for correct HTML by a long shot. Can't a Macintoy user even code correctly in a scripting language like HTML. I guess not.
Also Johnny Kyle, you need to rethink ole Apple's OS strategy. They just dumped Copeland because they couldn't get it to thread and now it will be at least two years to get something else to market if they last that long. Check out Crapples own press release if you don't believe me.

Thomas Woehlke, From a standpoint of general grammer and spelling, your post is surely a loser.
1. SYSTEMTHEORY
2. DAMMNED
3. UNEFFCIENT
4. EINSTEN

Einstein would not have been looking to use a toy; he would have wanted a tool. A Macintoy of any type is just a toy.

Dan Laffin, why didn't you include a real URL with your post. I don't think that anyone would contract you to do a site on the WWW. Your vernacular and spelling show you to be a young punk programmer wannabe. Grow up, lad.

Phil McCracker, you wouldn't know UNIX from Kleenex. Your silly post proves it.

Mr. Sandman, your silly Cyrix cpu is so full of bugs that you ought to be embarrassed to make such a post. Also nobody who really uses LINUX would claim it to be crash proof.

Paul, I will not say much other than Apple Computer supported Billy Clinton for US President twice. (Looked at your page)

Ok, as usual this site has the usual illiterate fools posting to it that it usually has.

Good Luck:)
Guide
- Wednesday, February 26, 1997 at 02:59:45 (GMT)

Hope your website doesn't run on an NT-Server :-)
Toffi <toffi@bigfoot.com>
Haltern, Germany - Tuesday, February 25, 1997 at 21:16:00 (GMT)

Hey, I just got contracted to do an anit-microslut page thats goigm to include a questionaire to use in a lawsuit against microslut! As soon as we decide what domain to give it ill let you all know! MAKE SURE TO FIL IT OUT! If anyone has any ideas or contributions let me know!
Dan Laffin <lung@idsi.net>
- Tuesday, February 25, 1997 at 16:08:06 (GMT)

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WINDOWS BRINGS THE POWER OF YESTERDAYS COMPUTERS TODAY
------------------------------------------------------

Bill Fates <BillyBoy@Microsaft.buu>
BillyTown, bg BillyLand - Tuesday, February 25, 1997 at 13:39:40 (GMT)

From the Standpoint of GENERAL SYSTEMTHEORY it must be said:
1. INTEL / MS-DOS / WINDOWS 95,97, Windows 380075 Beta,3a are FUCKING DAMMNED STUPID AND UNEFFCIENT SHIT
2. ALBERT EINSTEN said: "All things must be done as easy as possible, but not easier !!!"
I SAY: EINSTEIN WOULD HAVE USED A MACINTOSH COMPUTER SYSTEM !!!!
and if your MAC is not as fast as the Intel/DOS-Dinosaurs then buy an Power-Macintosh and leave the Pentium-Limitations behind you ...
FOR ALL WINDOWS 95-USERS: FUCK-OFF / GO TO HELL
Thomas Woehlke <Thomas.Woehlke@rz.ruhr-uni-bochum.de>
Bochum, NW Germany - Monday, February 24, 1997 at 06:32:20 (GMT)

Take This Bill "Error" Gates:

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE and leave the market for far better systems like Linux or even Macintosh OS
Thomas Woehlke <Thomas.Woehlke@rz.ruhr-uni-bochum.de>
Bochum, NW Germany - Monday, February 24, 1997 at 06:19:59 (GMT)

Oh Billgatus of borg in nothing more than a thief...
viva la Linux and to hell with NT
robert binz <robert@whoever.com>
abilene, tx usa - Monday, February 24, 1997 at 03:59:29 (GMT)

Micro$oft sucks big time. Apple is God. Don't worry! The new Mac OS (coming in about a year) will run on Intel Chips!
I hope you all buy it so you can give Bill the shaft and help Apple.
Windows 95 = Macintosh 87
Pleas Visit my website.
John Kyle <johnkyle@neosoft.com>
Houston, TX USA - Monday, February 24, 1997 at 03:41:20 (GMT)

Ok, this is the last time I'm saying this:
this is my only post. I have never said anything to
this newsgroup except that the other posts aren't
really from me. The person making these "phoney"
posts is Richard Tseng. His email address is
rtseng@iohk.com.
Flame him, because he is a dumbass that does not
know when to quit. He only wants to shut down my
Anti-Barney page. Please ignore all other posts that
claim to be from me. Thanks,

Justin Clairmont <jclairmont@earthlink.net>
Yeah, right! ... - Sunday, February 23, 1997 at 20:24:44 (GMT)

i like this site very mucho, pleas
Bill Gates <bigbill@microsoft.com>
chigago, usa - Sunday, February 23, 1997 at 18:15:03 (GMT)

"Windoze is not a virus, a virus DOES something."
-unknown qutoe-

Bill <bill@gates.hell>
Da Da, 99 Say What? - Sunday, February 23, 1997 at 08:43:03 (GMT)

This is a load of shit both this page and the SHIT
On it You Children Should go and play on a Real Computer Like A SPARK Station 20 or
Better not a PC only doing 200 MHz come on Children I got a Power Pc doing over 760MHz
Running over half a gig Memory and you think I have time for you Piss Ass shit Well I
Don't and I will Be removeing this Page From Existance A.S.A.P.!!!!!! FUCK YOU AND THE
OWNERS AND HIS MANY SHEEP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil McCracker <Fuck Off you Peice of Shit!!>
Fuck you all, Hell The Under World - Sunday, February 23, 1997 at 03:57:28 (GMT)

What's with all the anti-mac stuff, this is an anti-M$ guestbook.
All you morons think that people who hate M$ are macusers?
Idiots.
Mac/M$ sucks shit.
iNFiK <infik@wco.com>
snow, sn snow - Saturday, February 22, 1997 at 18:10:35 (GMT)

It's NOT a good idea to list people's Email address in a
MailTo tag, since that makes it TOO easy for webcrawling
list builders and mail senders to find.
...HipCrime

HipCrime <FUCKmicroSOFT@hipcrime.com>
sf, sf ussa - Saturday, February 22, 1997 at 10:39:37 (GMT)

I just want to say that Virus95 from microsuck is the worst peice of shit I have ever seen!
Jultomten
Stor STUGUN, z Sweden - Friday, February 21, 1997 at 20:59:14 (GMT)

Hey man, I am a good guy.

MSDOS(r) was enough for everyone,
OS/2 was just an error,
Windows 3.x(r) is in everybody's PC,
Windows NT(r) is big, really BIG,
and Windows 95(r) is a state-of-art 32 bits OS.

What's wrong? What do you want we do today?
Bill Gates(tm) <bill@suck.my.dick>
- Friday, February 21, 1997 at 13:53:49 (GMT)

When do you want to crash today? With Linux, never.
Support Linux!

Shit for Intel, Cyrix's better & cheaper.
Mr. Sandman <eggarcia@hotmail.com>
Madrid, Spain - Friday, February 21, 1997 at 13:21:14 (GMT)

MS, suck this:
MS Windoze: Plug & Pray
Mr. NiceGuy <throttle@surferdude.com>
Hateville, HT USHATE - Friday, February 21, 1997 at 13:17:26 (GMT)

I hate microsoft and thinks this page is the best ever done
N/A <N/A>
N/A, N/A N/A - Thursday, February 20, 1997 at 16:19:57 (GMT)

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
Microsoft, Windows, Excel, Word, PowerPoint, Flight Simulator,
PaintBrush, Windows 95!!!!
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
SCP <scpmail@hotmail.com>
Budapest, Hungary - Thursday, February 20, 1997 at 14:15:28 (GMT)

I BeLiVe that Bill Is A lieing cheating piece of cRaP..But what is wrong with his morals ...he Needs To Die A long Painful hated death envloving big bamboo slivers and a very fat lady.. as 4 micro$loth it blow as much as winBloows ......Final words kill Bill Gates he is a panty waste
B1+ch <phis@suc.org>
wasside, ny usa - Wednesday, February 19, 1997 at 15:47:18 (GMT)

HATE MS HATE BILL GATES HATE HATE HATE
Fabian Mossberg <fabian.mossberg@straight.ct.se>
LODOSE, SWEDEN - Wednesday, February 19, 1997 at 12:13:21 (GMT)

I've got a reason for you to use microsoft products!!! *l*... How can you make sure this
page won't work with IE (a worthy goal) if you don't download it and test the page???

Paul <pgowder@usa.net>
- Wednesday, February 19, 1997 at 06:37:47 (GMT)

We hate MICRO$OFT, DISNEY and STEVEN SPIELBERG
Griliano
- Wednesday, February 19, 1997 at 03:23:43 (GMT)

Why don't you have detailed info about what software you used to make this website?
Bob
- Tuesday, February 18, 1997 at 18:20:17 (GMT)

Why i don't need W95 ???? I have LINUX from S.u.S.E.
It IS a good system and it works!
FNICOLAI <fnicolai@htwm.de>
Mittweids, GERMANY Saxony - Monday, February 17, 1997 at 21:11:43 (GMT)

Its really nice to visit a place like this!! Just my taste!
LET US NUKE BILL TO HELL!!!!
Anna-Lena Olsson <alo@swipnet.se>
Sweden - Monday, February 17, 1997 at 18:19:04 (GMT)

To put it in christian terms.
Linus Torvaldo (Linux) is god,
Bill Gates is the devil.
Scott <scott@furt.com>
Nutley, NJ USA - Monday, February 17, 1997 at 09:16:09 (GMT)

Anybody using Sympatico? If you found a long disruption in
your service (one week or more), don't be surprised -- those
coneheads at Sympatico had the foresight to use Wincrash NT
(Nice Try) servers.
Peter
Vancouver, BC Canada - Monday, February 17, 1997 at 04:48:41 (GMT)

What's wrong wit chu people? Weendoze 95 is mooey good. Those amigos from
Friends think so.

We don need no stinkeen guns! We have Weendoze 95.

Willie Diablo Gato (the TURD) <free@willie.msn.net>
- Monday, February 17, 1997 at 04:41:12 (GMT)

This page is so much fun!Maybe Bill Gates will get a hint!
Thanks for sharing this!
GREAT PAGE! <questions_@hotmail.com>
- Sunday, February 16, 1997 at 21:56:47 (GMT)

Kewl site! Thought I just let u know that ast night as I
browsed along, I stumbled over it, sort of, and stopped by.
I then looked at the hilarious hate gallery. I ROTFLMAO for
almost half an hour.

To mention the obvious: Win-doze SUXX! It's the biggest
virus I have ever seen.
Thank the lord (and the university I'm at) for LINUX!!!

Keep up the kewl site,
Alexander
Alexander <stu31404@mail.uni-kiel.de>
Kiel, % Germany - Sunday, February 16, 1997 at 15:31:39 (GMT)

Use Linux, not MicroSloth
Jim Pike <jpike@nyx.net>
Carrollton, TX USA - Sunday, February 16, 1997 at 02:54:08 (GMT)

Great page to whomEVEr Rote It. ThaNkx For SHARIng iT witH
Us. By thE WaY... ANARCHY RULES!!!!
*uNDEr TakER* <Somewhere in AoHell...>
- Saturday, February 15, 1997 at 21:56:29 (GMT)

MICROSOFT RULES!
Steve Jenkins <stevej@windows95.com>
- Saturday, February 15, 1997 at 18:29:09 (GMT)

I don't understand the purpose of this site. I am using Windows 95
and other MS products a lot (business and private). In all these
years, not a SINGLE Microsoft product crashed ever on me. And I
do think Bill Gates is probably a nice guy.

Steve Jenkins <stevej@windows95.com>
Bighard City, WA USA - Saturday, February 15, 1997 at 18:26:30 (GMT)

This page RULES!!!!

MaDFisH <norariba@hotmail.com>
koper, SLO SLO - Saturday, February 15, 1997 at 17:20:21 (GMT)

bilgeci!
na ja csak a sok ecceru ember mer ezt haszanlja ha van jobb is ennel?
nevetseges....
winfos
V�r�s Gyula <jul@makosteszta.sote.hu>
budapest, hungary - Saturday, February 15, 1997 at 13:52:18 (GMT)

Joho is correct. Approximately 40-50% of Micro$ofts revenue comes from government contracts; not from consumers!
SkyHolmes
- Friday, February 14, 1997 at 19:45:54 (GMT)

Bill Gates can take his precious little Mirco$oft and stick
it right in his ass!! Which bytheway is decored with the tax-
payers money!!!
FUCK MIRCO$UCK!!!
Juho Vainio <glalala@hotmail.com>
Jyv�skyl�, Finland - Friday, February 14, 1997 at 18:57:05 (GMT)

hfdhfdh
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h, - Thursday, February 13, 1997 at 18:49:31 (GMT)

Hey this cheap server won't display my images any more. They must be serving this on a Macintosh. It quit understanding HTML.
Bill Gates
- Sunday, February 02, 1997 at 15:41:10 (GMT)

Whoever asked for my email address must think that I'm as lame as them. A Mac user might put it out and then get spammed by 10 or 15 messages (that's all that a Mac user could probable accomplish). Tell you what, I'll set up an address using an unused domain and virtual mail server on one of my LINIX servers (when I have time) and see what happens. Even that would be dangerous if a real hacker type got hold of it, but I can't imagine someone like that here.

Good Luck:)
Guide
- Sunday, February 02, 1997 at 15:29:38 (GMT)

Guide, what's your E-mail address?
Hi!
- Sunday, February 02, 1997 at 09:46:46 (GMT)

Welcome to Sarah's Kill Chris Fan Club!!!!!!!! All those who hate Chris Mutter or Cyba, e-mail me and
you can join!!!!! It's free, (Unless if you are Chris M., of course) He will have to get a $600 liscense if he wants to join.
Those like Guide or Richie, or whoever hates these pages can join. Cool ones hate Chris. If you like him, THEN DON'T FLAME ME, cause I'll kick your ass up!!!!!
The Kill Chris M. Fan Club <sarahj@msn.com>
- Sunday, February 02, 1997 at 01:20:18 (GMT)

Well, the only thing to say is, that Microsoft sucks big
time.... Well, I guess that most of the professionel users
are using OS/2 or Linux.... Well, I do!!!
Keep this page updated!!! ;))
With MicroSoft-Sucks greetings.....
Jan V. <syntax@image.dk>
Frederikssund, Denmark - Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 23:48:21 (GMT)

Jerry, I don't know what you're talking about (my obsession with Pascal and Mac's K-8 relationship.) But, I do think that Mac users are fairly lame and gullible. I guess that it's hard for you to believe that there might be more that one reasonable articulate individual in the world. Get out of the house, walk through a university, visit a PC lab, or a concert. You'll find many folks capable of expressing themselves. Maybe your opinion comes from associating yourself with too many people that use those tan toasters w/smiley faces. *grin*

Good Luck:)
Guide
- Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 16:10:18 (GMT)

Hi everybody hating Bili Gatyesz(ha-ha this is a Hungarian word-joke (?)). Your pictures, texts and the hole page is great! I wish you a happy new century, and a very bad for BG!
Daniel Szeredi <dszeredi@hotmail.com>
Budapest, Hungary - Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 13:17:06 (GMT)

Impersonateless. E-mail me who ever impersonates here. I will deal with them
Mutter Jokes <jlisa@aol.com>
- Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 02:51:23 (GMT)

Jerry, you are so gay!!!!! You son of a bitch!!!! So you thought we were gone, heh. We
we're not!!!! Fuck You!!!!!!! I guess you make users love being slow, and
are generally too stupid to even know how a PC works!!!!!! I bet that when you were in college
using the Apple II, you had no idea how good a PC could be!!! In 1984, you started using the Mac-in-trash
Alan Turing and Von Neuman
- Saturday, February 01, 1997 at 01:58:38 (GMT)

I've been reading this page for several months and have concluded that Guide Dog is the same Geek as Alan Turing, Von Neuman, someone as well as many others. BTW Guide Dog, did you actually think we Macintosh users are as gullible as you Windoze users? Alan Turing is a British mathemetician, and Von Neuman also did work involving computer research. I can tell it's you Guide Dog because you are apparantly too stupid to change your writing style and you have a obsession with Pascal and the Mac being #1 in the education market. So what if students learn on a Mac. That proves that a Junior High student has more computer skills than you do. You're a Geek, Guide Dog.
Jerry Frostain
Los Angeles, CA USA - Friday, January 31, 1997 at 20:55:07 (GMT)

Bill GatesIS A FUKING FUKING FUKING......
you kant sey it whit words.......
Daniel Lundqwist <ip99-47@park.se>
�ver�, sw sweden - Friday, January 31, 1997 at 07:49:34 (GMT)

I can't do without M$-DOS,Because Willium Gates make it so.
My web site is japanese only,but An image :
Http://www.center.wakayama-u.ac.jp/~e481269BAKA.gif
can read from any site.
Licence of BAKA.gif:
Free(unless you are Bill=Gates)
1000000000000000000000000000 U.S.Dollar(if you are bill=gates)
HOMMA MASAO <e481269@emily.eco.wakayama-u.ac.jp>
WAKAYAMA, Japan - Friday, January 31, 1997 at 05:09:13 (GMT)

Coming from the peace loving harmonious land known as L.A., I implore you.
Can't we just get along? Are we losing sight of the real enemy?
El Billy Diablo Gato III? What's wrong with the Mac? It's not
like anyone uses it for REAL work. So if it crashes a dozen times a
day, it shouldn't really matter. And multitasking. That sounds too
much like work again. My one button mouse hurts...
Rodney PC King <get.along@M$N.com>
- Friday, January 31, 1997 at 04:56:43 (GMT)

By the way Guide, my friend has an IBM Aptiva...not a Mac. If you think his page sucks then it obviously has nothing to do with him being a Mac user. I'm surprised that if you can use Linux you wouldn't be so dumb as to accuse my page of being crappy when you don't even have your own (and if you do, let's see how much of an expert YOU are).
Vikram Hegde <vikramh@earthlink.net>
St. Louis, MO 63141 - Thursday, January 30, 1997 at 22:57:06 (GMT)

I suppose Guide thinks he is the God of html code and web pages or something. If you're so good, Guide, then why don't you tell me the address to your page and we'll see how much better it is. Reminds me of Bill Gates, who thinks he is the God of the business world. Actually, he is, if you change the sentence to "all crap in the business world." The only thing people like Guide and Richard Tseng can do is get pleasure out of making fun of people (and feel superior by doing so). Thank goodness I don't have to put up with people like that everyday.
Vikram Hegde <vikramh@earthlink.net>
St. Louis, MO USA - Thursday, January 30, 1997 at 22:44:35 (GMT)

I said this on the day Windoze 95 was launched---
"One Small Fortune for Bill Gates, One Giant Leap backward for Mankind."
Neil Armstrong <narmstro@nasa.gov>
Cocoa Beach, FL USA - Wednesday, January 29, 1997 at 20:25:51 (GMT)

I went to Vickie's page called Konstantinople and to her girlfriend's site called Kalifornia. WOW! What God awful web sites that you can imagine. Check it you if you don't believe me. Vickie's page starts with a Link Exchange banner (invite two people off your site to invite one on); Good math.

Anyway, if that was an clinic in HTML coding, it just goes to prove my point in that Mac users are computer illiterate and certainly can't code.

Her friend's page also started with that LE banner inviting people to leave. What a mentality. Oh...by-the-way....email me!.....hahahaha...Jerk!
Being a girl is no excuse for bad code.

Good Luck:)
Guide
- Wednesday, January 29, 1997 at 08:11:28 (GMT)

I LIKE MS-DOS and Windows API is the future of programming.
GET A CLUE!
BLAH <BLAH@BLAH.COM>
BLAHVILLE, BL BLAH - Wednesday, January 29, 1997 at 00:14:47 (GMT)

Win31x and Win95 blow goats. Let FreeBSD, OS/2 WARP, and
PC-DOS 7.0 rule the world!
the dark uncle <dc@evil.warez.net>
Ft. Worth, TX USA - Tuesday, January 28, 1997 at 21:08:12 (GMT)

By the way people...don't dis on Macs! They rule, and if anyone wants to take a swipe at the Mac, expect a couple thousand e-mails at any moment.
Vikram Hegde <vikramh@earthlink.net>
St. Louis, MO 63141-8337 - Tuesday, January 28, 1997 at 20:14:54 (GMT)

Hey everyone, e-mail this guy: richardt@iohk.com
And tell him to stop impersonating people!
Destroy MiKrosoFt EviL EmpiRE!!! M$ sucks! Blame them for 99% of all bad things about computers! Download Billy Killer! Check out Konstantinople, my page!
Good LucK wit da Mirco$oft hate page :)
Vikram Hegde <vikramh@earthlink.net>
St. Louis, MO USA - Tuesday, January 28, 1997 at 20:08:17 (GMT)

Apple
Wozniak
- Tuesday, January 28, 1997 at 13:56:36 (GMT)

I'm not much of a speller, but get a load of this "Huked on Fonix" charactor, Mark Barnes. If his grammer and spelling are typical of the average Mac user, God bless them all.

I will repeat one thing that I stated earlier save that I will put poor Mark's name in the blank. *grin*

"Mark Barnes, I was going to respond, then I reviewed your vernacular and decided that it wasn't worth it. Do
Macintoy users actually go to school? I know that they probably don't get involved in tech. or science majors
but they should at least be able to formulate thought and articulate that thought into an understandable
statement. Or, are Mac users generally young kids that will eventually be able to think clearly and be capable of
properly verbalizing their thoughts in public."

Examples:

* harddisc
* Fortunalely as I was a computer beginner therer were no Windows!
(Fortunately when I was a beginner there were no spell checkers.)
* "How about that stucture?....all those commas"

I own several Macs, by-the-way. I just tore 5 of them out of an attorney's office and replaced them with a PC LAN. They gave them to me, and I threw them in a room with the others.

And only a computer beginner would use a Macintoy.

Good Luck:)
Guide
- Tuesday, January 28, 1997 at 04:52:40 (GMT)

This is the funniest damn page I've ever seen on the net.
I love the song,too. Keep up the great work.
Homer Simpson <Homer@Doooh.com>
Springfield, U.S.A. - Tuesday, January 28, 1997 at 03:44:41 (GMT)

Billy GateZ forever, thanx to him for his SUPERB
winNT installation routine ! Pir8 Billy Gates LIKE HELL

dEEpdREAm <deepdream@hotmail.com>
- Tuesday, January 28, 1997 at 00:28:31 (GMT)

What is a computer-beginner?
A computer-beginner is someone that really believes the
promises of microsoft that Win95 is easy to use and
installing it will be a pleasure,
he is surprised that his harddisc is full after installing
his microsoft software and he thinks that
16MB will be enough for Windows NT, a computer beginner
has the opinion that
software from
Microsoft is cheap and good, a computer beginner is convinced
that Bill Gates is a nice fellow and did the world a favour
for developing windows, a computer beginner finally thinks
that this idiot Guide ever had a Mac in his life.
A computer-beginner is just a computer-beginner!
Free after Karl May: What is a greenhorn?
Fortunalely as I was a computer beginner therer were no
Windows!
Mark Barnes, CEO Anti Bill Foundation
New Orleans, USA - Monday, January 27, 1997 at 23:09:30 (GMT)

Mac's stategy. "Don't improve your operating system untill 1988"

"Please be patient!!!"

Our first customer release of this new OS,
intended for early adopters of new technology, is called
Rhapsody, and should be ready within a year; with a full
customer release slated for mid-1998. -Ellen Hancock, CTO Apple

Q&A from CrApple page

Q. When will Rhapsody ship?

A: Apple plans a first release for developers in 1997; a release
for early adopters within 12 months that will offer the new
application environment and some degree of backward
compatibility; and a unified release, that will include extensive
Mac OS application compatibility in mid-1998.

Q: Which Mac systems will be supported by Rhapsody?

A: Apple's goal is for Rhapsody to support all
PowerPC-processor based Macintosh hardware sold by Apple
and Apple licensees today, and all upcoming products including
the PowerPC Platform, also known as CHRP. Apple is
investigating the work required to support older systems as well
Oh Oh...Apple is obsoleting it's older stuff again.

Q: Do developers need to learn Objective C to create
applications for Rhapsody? Will Apple's technology APIs be
rewritten in Objective C?

A: We intend to allow developers to use the programming
languages of their choice for new application development in
Rhapsody. Objective C is the native language and will offer
some advantages over other languages, but with partners like
Metrowerks we expect to offer Java, C, C++, and Pascal as
viable languages. Over time, we expect a greater focus on Java
as a development platform.
They're finally going to code this baby in something other than Pascal

Q: How will Rhapsody look and feel? Will it be like the Mac
OS Finder or NeXT's Workspace?

A: Rhapsody's user interface will combine elements from both
the Mac OS and NEXTSTEP, but will be closer in look and
feel to the Windows 95 OS. We realize that customers need a
consistent interface in the three operating systems to deploy them
throughout a single organization. It's important for training and
ease of use. One of the advantages of NeXT's technology is the
easy support of multiple user interface paradigms.

Where did Copeland go? Will Apple give up on this also? Not a good track record.
If Apple hadn't bought NEXT, would NEXT have declared bankruptsy. Why would they
buy a failed company and use a failed OS.

Good Luck:)
Guide
- Monday, January 27, 1997 at 17:13:46 (GMT)