How do I attract women to the party?

Hint 1 of 16:

You might want to read the bulletin board in the hotel for a hint.

Hint 2 of 16:

Some women will probably show up when that seminar is supposed to start.

Hint 3 of 16:

Those bimbos are quite attractive.

Hint 4 of 16:

They aren't very intelligent either.

Hint 5 of 16:

You might want to wait until they come back from the seminar.

Hint 6 of 16:

Try listening to what the bimbos have to say.

Hint 7 of 16:

They are looking for an attractive man.

Hint 8 of 16:

A stud that is.

Hint 9 of 16:

Have you seen anything that has to do with studs?

Hint 10 of 16:

There's a studfinder in the hardware store.

Hint 11 of 16:

What is a stud as it relates to hardware?

Hint 12 of 16:

Basically, it's a piece of wood.

Hint 13 of 16:

Did you find a two-by-four in the restaurant?

Hint 14 of 16:

Do you think the bimbos know much about hardware?