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One late afternoon in the laundromat, during the rinse cycle, Friend 1 said to Friend 2:

...but she was sleeping with the other guy, until she got pregnant, and he fell on his head and lost his memory, and then his ex-wife who was dead, was not really dead and came back, but she loves him and her mother is the psycho with three ex-husbands and five illegitimate children, one who is blind and one who is a super model, and they had an affair, but then they found out they're related, so she went back to her ex, but now he's...

Come on people -- Get it right...

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