The Top 10 reasons Eriol is a dork:
10. He has that whole mastermind villain look even though he's only like 10.
9. He's really nice to Sakura. I'm not sure why this is a reason why he's a dork, but it is.
8. What kind of English name is Eriol, anyways?
7. His henchmen have butterfly wings, what's up with that?
6. He made Syaoran attack Sakura!
5. How dare he do that!
4. He attacks Sakura with a giant teddy bear.
3. He makes Syaoran blush.
2. He makes Sakura blush
And the number one reason Eriol is a dork:
He makes really cute things really evil. i.e. teddy bears and butterflies.
