Mandark: I leave you with 2 choices. Either you become my lacky, or shut down your lab and discontinue any further experiments here on in. The choice is yours. Goodbye, Dexter!
Dee Dee: Meow! Meow! Meow! Ahh! It's 8 o'clock!
Dexter: What a fine day, for science!
Dexter: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Dexter: Will you please assist me by SHUTTING UP?! You are interrupting science!
Dexter: At last! My chocolate chip cookies are done.
Computer: Bail out.
Dexter: Computer sequence, begin test.
Dexter: Sometimes I amaze even myself. There are times when I think my brain is just about...GONE!
Dee Dee: It appears that your brain transplant was successful. Congratulations, Dexter.
Dexter: Where are the clones? Send in the clones!
Dexter: I created you...I COMMAND YOU!
Dexter: Cooking? Cleaning? These are not things a little boy knows how to do...
Dexter: Da' horror.
Dexter: This should solve the Dexter/Dino equation.
Dee Dee: Dexter! What are you doing?
Dexter: But I will help you; you are my sister, after all. And I have pledged my life to assist you in your search for a mind. It will be a difficult task, but I will not rest until I fill the GAPING hole in your head.
Dexter: Dee Dee! Stop your devilish destruction.
Dexter: This is quite a dilema.
Mom: Kids! Dinner time! Old Man Dexter: Oh boy! Dinner time!
Dexter: This better be important, woman. You are interrupting my very delicate calculations.
Dexter: I do not have time for your tears.
Dexter: Please! Please! Do not push the button! You have no idea what it *BEEP* *BOOM* does...
Bullys: Well, well, well. If it isn't Dorkster with his stupid excuse.
Dexter: Drat.
Dexter: I have no friends and I am totally unpopular. DeeDee: Duh!
Dexter: Computer, engage test sequence.
Dee Dee: Eww, gross!
Dexter: I promise I won't experiment on the dog anymore!
Dexter: And now, my dear assistant, it is time for the final run through.
Dexter: *RING* At last! The first day of school has come!
Dee Dee: I have a message for you from the future!
Dexter: Get away from the animals.
Computer: It's good to be back, Dexter.
Dee Dee: Grandpa! Old Man Dexter: I am not Grandpa! Dee Dee: Grandpa! Old Man Dexter: I am not Grandpa! Dee Dee: Grandpa! Old Man Dexter: I am not Grandpa! Dee Dee: Grandpa! Old Man Dexter: I am not Grandpa! Mom: Grandpa? Old Man Dexter: Hi!
Dexter: *BOOM* My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire! My hair *SPLASH*
Dexter: Have you any idea of what you have done?
Announcer: And now, live from Washington, the President. Clinton: People of the United States of...of the American peop...People of the Uni...Aw, heck! Somebody just help us!
Dexter: Hey! Wake up! Come on, sleep time is over! Food time is now!
Dee Dee: Hi! MeeMee: Hi! LeeLee: Hi! Dexter: Dee Dee! MeeMee! LeeLee! Bothersome, irritating girls!
Dee Dee: Hi! MeeMee: Hi! LeeLee: Hi! Dexter: Bye, bye, BYE!
Dee Dee: I ate your cookies. I ate your cookies! *RAZZ*
Dexter: I give up. What is it?
Dexter: It is mine. It is all mine! Oh I am so happy in my laboratory. Even when my superior mind is at rest, it fills me with glee to have such love in my heart for what I have created. I love my super intelligent, high speed, quadraplex T3000 computer! I love my award winning, giant, ultra-sensory, electron microscope! I love my multitude of monitors! I love my shrink-ray! I love my space shuttle! I love my sonic disrupter! I love my atom-smasher! I love my AAGH!...Evil sister! Dee Dee: Hi!
Dexter: I'm doomed.
Computer: Telephone line disconnected. Ready for redial and voice augmentation. Dexter: Good! *DIAL* *RING* Lisa's Boyfriend: Hello, Lisa! What happened? Dexter (as Lisa): Oh, I guess we just got cut off. Dexter: But I wanted to call you back and tell you that you have got cooties and I am in love with Dexter. Bye!
Dexter: The information you hold could alter man's destiny! I will do anything to possess it! |
Dexter: *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* It...is...ALIVE! *CRASH*
Dexter: Eureka! It worked.
Dexter: Just as I thought.
Dexter: Quiet with your foolishness! Just press the button.
Dexter: Can you not see that I am busy? You will leave now. My laboratory is no place for the likes of you!
Dee Dee: Come on, Dexter! Let's go play.
Dexter: Let us rock!
Mom: Kids! Lunch time! Old Man Dexter: Oh boy! Lunch time!
Mandark: Please sir, call me...MANDARK! *CRASH* *BARK* *BARK* *NEIGH* *BUBBLE*
Dee Dee: Dexter, I've lost my marbles! Have you seen 'em? There's a blue one and a red one and a green one and a pink one and a purple one and some of them have spiral, cool stuff!
Dexter: Maternal Kombat!
Dee Dee: Mmmmmmmm...No.
Dee Dee: Mmmmmmmm...Ok.
Computer: Mom Alert!
Dexter: Mother? Mother? It is past breakfast time! Mom: Ughhh... Dexter: Mom? What is this strange condition? Eyes all red and pusy. Tongue is coated. Pulse has quickened. What could be wrong?
Family: *TICK* *TOCK* *CUCKOO* *CUCKOO* It's movie time! Old Man Dexter: Oh boy! Movie time! *RUMBLE* My hip!
Dexter: May I have my message, now? Dee Dee: Mmmmm...What message? Dexter: Arrrgh! The message from the future! Dee Dee: Oh, you can't have the message, yet! We still have another ballet to perform! Dexter: Another ballet? Dee Dee: Yup! The Nutcracker! *SMASH*
Dexter: Uh, my name is Dexter...Uh, and I uh...Doooo we have any clones in the room, this evening?
Dexter: No, no, no! It is ruined! Now, it will never work.
Dexter: It never fails to surprise me how completely without intellegence you are.
Dexter: Nobody commands my computer!
Dexter: No, Dee Dee! No!
Dexter: No, no, no, no. That would never work.
Dexter: Noooooooo!
Dexter: These cookies are not for YOU! These cookies are for my laboratory rats. These cookies contain the wonderful formula X-2-9, and are not for meant for human species. Especially your species of sister, such as yourself. Thus, I reiterate, the chocolate chip cookies are only for my rats. Do you understand that? Dee Dee: No.
Dee Dee: Hahaha. Dexter: Rrrrr...You are not listening to me! Now pay attention! *BEEP* *CRASH*
Dexter: Ok, ok. Thank you, dear.
Lisa: What did you say? Dexter: Omelette du fromage? Lisa: Oh Dexter, Dexter! French is the language of love...Ohh, say it again, Dexter. Dexter: Omelette du fromage. Lisa: Ahhhh...
Dexter: Away, away I tell you! You are overloading the machine!
Dee Dee: Oooh! Potty time!
Dexter: Will you please press the button for me?
Mandark: Yes, Dexter, I can read your thoughts, and I am smarter than you.
Dexter: I am afraid we have run out of time, dear sister!
Dexter: Ok, ok! Please! Remain calm! I have a plan. It...It is uh...uh Dee Dee: Slumber party. Dexter: Slumber party!
Dexter: Please, Mom! Can't I stay up just this once?
Dexter: Stop it! I command you to stop!
Dexter: Stop that!
Dexter: Why don't you go back outside and talk to trees, or whatever it is you do?
Old Man Dexter: A little help there, umm, Dodo? Dee Dee: Dee Dee. Old Man Dexter: Dada? Dee Dee: Dee Dee. Old Man Dexter: Doodoo? Dee Dee: Dee Dee. Old Man Dexter: Ahh...Thanks, Billy.
Neighborhood kid: Dexter's running around in his underpants!
Dexter: Are you a rat? Dee Dee: Nooo. Dexter: Then you can not have my cookies, so get out of my laboratory!
Dexter: You won't question my computations, will you?
Dexter: All right, men! We must stop the intruders at any cost. Some of you might not make it back. That is a risk worth taking. You have received your orders. Now make me proud. Victory shall be ours! Dexter clones: HOO-AH!
Dexter: I weep for you, Dee Dee.
Dexter: Welcome, and be amazed, at the world of Dexter's Laboratory!
Dexter: Ahhh...What heavenly bliss.
Dee Dee: Ooooh...What does this button do?
Dexter: What exactly do you think that you are doing?
Dexter: What are you doing in my laboratory?
Old Man Dexter: What was I doing?
Dexter: At last! My greatest work completed!
Dexter: Why am I breathing so hard?
Dexter: You fool! Mothers do not get sick; they take care of the sickly. |