Ants Must Die, Crazy Man Steve Jackson kills Fire Ants

Killing Fire Ants

"Crazy Man Steve Jackson the Human Fireball" returns.

I forgot to mention that "Crazy Man Steve Jackson.. the HUMAN Fireball" did reappear briefly before he vanished forever. My man Steve had discovered Fire Ants in the front yard of the home that he had just purchased, and decided that they must GO! After getting some advice from someone even wackier than himself, he latched on to a bucket of gasoline and began to pour it onto the offending mound. After a thorough soaking the mound was ready to be ignited (where'd THAT come from?) so Steve bent over and lit the match. After knocking over the nearly full bucket of gas, igniting his pant cuffs, and scorching a 5 ft circle in the grass, it seemed apparent that he had, in fact, killed some ants. So there IS some truth to southern folklore.

MORAL:

Fire Ants are really quite dangerous. Those damn Killer Bees are REALLY going to be a bitch.

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