1000	Although there have been hardships in the past, your future now looks bright.
1001	Distant countries beacon to you now more than ever. Now is the time for travel.
1002	Executive ability is prominent in your make up.
1003	Good health will be yours for a long time.
1004	Good news will come to you by e-mail.
1005	Although there have been hardships in the past, your future now looks bright.
1006	Distant countries beacon to you now more than ever. Now is the time for travel.
1007	Executive ability is prominent in your make up.
1008	Good health will be yours for a long time.
1009	Good news will come to you by e-mail.
1010	Good news will come to you by mail.
1011	Good news will come to you by telephone.
1012	Good news will come to you through a close friend.
1013	Happy events will take place shortly in your home.
1014	Hardships will be coming soon. It is best to prepare now.
1015	In your life, excitement is welcomed, now more than ever.
1016	Now is a good time to finish up old tasks.
1017	Now is not the time to wonder. You are needed at home.
1018	Now is the time to try something new.
1019	Outside pressure to change will cause your long held value system to strengthen.
1020	People like you because you are different, don't change.
1021	Soon you will be sitting on top of the world.
1022	Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you.
1023	You are a bundle of energy. Always on the go.
1024	You are a person of culture.
1025	You are a person of dignity.
1026	You are a person of respect.
1027	You are always welcome in any gathering.
1028	You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements.
1029	You are going to have a very comfortable old age.
1030	You are kind-hearted and hospitable, cheerful and well liked.
1031	You are needed elsewhere.
1032	You are next in line for a promotion.
1033	You are one of the people who 'goes places in life.'
1034	You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy.
1035	You display the wonderful traits of patience and understanding.
1036	You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
1037	You have a natural grace and a great consideration for others.
1038	You have a reputation for being straight-forward and honest.
1039	You have a strong desire for a home and your family comes first.
1040	You have a strong desire to travel abroad.
1041	You have an unusually magnetic personality.
1042	You will be a very successful in your next life.
1043	You will be awarded some great honor.
1044	You will be fortunate if you seize the opportunity.
1045	You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you.
1046	You will be loved by many in your old age.
1047	You will be unusually successful in business.
1048	You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
1049	You will have good luck in your business affairs.
1050	You will have good luck in your personal affairs.
1051	You will make a change for the better.
1052	You will soon be involved in many gatherings and parties.
1053	You will soon experience a change in pace.
1054	You will step on the soil of many countries.
1055	Your existence is enough to make at least one person happy.
1056	Your luck has been completely changed today.
1057	Your mentality is alert, practical and analytical.
1058	Your personality defines you.
1059	Your personality is so powerful it often frightens others away.
1060	Your wisdom spans many lifetimes.
2000	You are going to be visited by the aliens.
2001	You are going to win the lottery - and lose your personality.
2002	Someday you'll be President. Then you'll be impeached.
2003	In four weeks you'll be fishing. You didn't need this job anyway.
2004	Your pot of spaghetti boilith over.
2005	Your cup spillith over.
2006	Your bank account will continue to be empty, uninterrupted.
2007	Love awaits you. With the emphasis on 'wait'!
2008	You will soon pass through a door - to the kitchen? Bathroom?
2009	Soon you shall learn a new skill - How to quickly click the 'OK' button to get rid of a boring fortune!
2010	Bleach can look tasty, but if you drink it, you will see the giant fortune cookie in the sky.
2011	DUCK!
2012	If you had a nickel for every time you said, 'If I had a nickel...' you'd have a lot of nickels!
2013	In the recent past you have been victorious.
2014	The aliens were here, but they left.
2015	The IRS will call you today.
2016	The mouse is your weapon of choice.
2017	There will be a new mahjongg CD in your future.
2018	You are being followed by a tall man in a dark coat.  Look, there he is!  Oh, you missed him.
2019	You are too paranoid, even though everyone really is out to get you.
2020	You will receive a fortune in the future!
2021	Your belief in fortunes will be shaken.
2022	You guessed it.  This is another one of those fortunes that don't say anything.
2023	You love your family. So why haven't you spoke to them in so long?
2024	You may soon be the winner of $10,000,000! You might also be a figment of your computer's imagination!
2025	You may want to write this fortune down so you don't forget it.
2026	You will soon need some fresh air and sunshine.
2027	You should pay dearly for not flossing regularly.
2028	You shouldn't believe this fortune.
2029	This fortune is a lie.
2030	This fortune is a truth.
2031	You want the future? You can't handle the future!
2032	You will be getting a call about an upgrade within the next few months.
2033	You will be struck by a car next time you step into traffic.
2034	Anything that can go wrong will. Anything that can't go wrong, will go wrong.
2035	The stars indicate that you should go get a glass of water before playing another game.
2036	I predict you will continue breathing for the rest of your life.
2037	You will doubt the accuracy of this fortune.
2038	You will have a craving for fortune cookies after a few more games.
2039	You will have the disquieting feeling that you left the stove on.
2040	You will have the strangest urge to say 'Yeeeeeehaaaaaaw.'
2041	You will have used a computer before the day is over.
2042	You will meet secret agent Boris at the corner of 7'th and Elm Street. He will have your package in his left arm. The code word will be 'Fluttering bio-degradables'.
2043	You will never win the lotto. Now here's your lucky numbers...
2044	You will see the sky every time you look up, unless you're inside, in which case you will see the ceiling, unless of course you don't have a ceiling, in which case you will see the sky.
2045	You will shun all that is material, unless it is a MoraffWare CD ROM.
2046	You will soon reach a higher state of consciousness through Morejongg.
2047	You will think about listening to your conscience, but quickly put the idea aside.
2048	You will wonder what this fortune is trying to imply about your intelligence.
2049	You won't think this was very funny.
2050	Your evil plans for world domination will be foiled. Curses!
2051	Your fortune can be found in a cookie.
2052	Your life's achievement will hinge upon your next game of Morejongg.
2053	Confucius say: lovers in triangle not on square.
2054	The answers you seek can be found at the nearest convenience store.
2055	The future of your wealth depends on your friends...don't lend them money.
2056	To be or not to be...now that's a dumb question.
2057	You are a great asset to your friends...if you own a car.
2058	Your memory is much like a rabbit...short and fuzzy.
3000	Life is a wonderful habit.
3001	Life is habit-forming.
3002	Knowledge is power, but wisdom doesn't need power.
3003	Who wants to live forever?
3004	Innocence belongs to children, lovers, and the aged.
3005	All values are learned. Like a good car, we must be concerned with our values' performance and source.
3006	Will-power is habit forming.
3007	Self discipline is a skill.
3008	Intelligence is learned.
3009	If you think you can't when you can, you can't. If you think you can when you can't, you just might!
3010	It is best if your future remains a mystery.
3011	Self worth can be found through mastery.
3012	Stop searching forever. Happiness is right in front of you.
3013	The key to mastery is through your inner self.
3014	You are but a grain of salt in the great expanse of ocean around you.
3015	A bird caged too long may not wish to fly when released.
3016	A body at rest tends to stay at rest, while a body in motion tends to stay in motion.
3017	A civilization that regards nuclear energy as important and cooking as trivial is surely headed for destruction.
3018	A fool utters all on their mind. The wise wait till afterwards.
3019	A fool's mouth is their own destruction and their lips are the snare of their soul.
3020	A gentle person points out the admirable qualities of all and does not point out bad qualities. A petty one does just the opposite.
3021	A gentle person, well studied in literature, and abiding by the rules of ritual, will not go very wrong.
3022	A kind word with forgiveness is better than charity followed by insult.
3023	A lying tongue hates those that are afflicted by it, and a flattering mouth works ruin.
3024	A merry heart does good like medicine, but a broken spirit dries the bones.
3025	A moment is only the sharing of the space and time in which we observe.
3026	A problem encountered is an opportunity granted.
3027	A righteous one falling down before the wicked is as a troubled fountain, and a corrupt spring.
3028	A teacher should but teach the student to teach himself.
3029	A true ruler's wrath is as the roaring of a lion, but the favor must be as boisterous.
3030	A well trained horse isn't less exciting than a wild one.
3031	A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver.
3032	Acceptance is but a road to truth.
3033	Actions take less time to come true than wishes.
3034	Adults grow up to be children.
3035	All events are equal in value, one can not be said to be more important than another.
3036	All, in time, does pass.
3037	An ideal world can only be created by an ideal people.
3038	Answer a fool according to their folly, lest they be wise in their own conceit.
3039	Answer not a fool according to their folly, lest you be like unto them.
3040	Anyone learning without thought is lost; anyone thinking but not learning is in peril.
3041	As in chess small moves pave the way for big ones.
3042	As one plays on an instrument, the fate plays on us.
3043	As one that diligently seeks good procures favor, shall one who seeks mischief find it.
3044	Avert misunderstanding by calm poise and balance.
3045	Before destruction the one's heart is haughty, and before honor is humility.
3046	Being overlooked can sometimes be a blessing.
3047	Boast not oneself of tomorrow, for one knows not what a day may bring forth.
3048	Both action and thought have tremendous impact on our environment.
3049	By keeping alive to what is happening, we live in the present.
3050	By nature, all are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart.
3051	Causality is but a collection of assumptions about sequential events.
3052	Caution is never cowardice.
3053	Confidence in one unfaithful in time of trouble is like a broken tooth, and a foot out of joint.
3054	Courage to set an example by word and deed is on of the best ways to bring about change.
3055	Death and life are in the power of the tongue and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof.
3056	Death is as essential to life as life itself.
3057	Denial only slows down the process of self-discovery.
3058	Discretion is the better part of valor.
3059	Do not do to others as you would not wish done to yourself.
3060	Don't drink and drive.
3061	Don't let friends drink and drive.
3062	Don't let friends impose on you. Work calmly and silently.
3063	Don't race a cheetah.
3064	Dreams are merely ourselves convincing ourselves of our true selves.
3065	Eat healthy foods and exercise regularly.
3066	Enthusiasm is life-giving, but deadly if misguided.
3067	Even a child is known by duties, whether they be pure and whether they be just.
3068	Every completion is a beginning as well.
3069	Everyone is a volume if you know how to read them.
3070	Everyone prudent deals with knowledge, but a fool lays open their folly.
3071	Everything happens at once.
3072	Everything is forever changing always.
3073	Everything is related.
3074	Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but deceitful are the kisses of an enemy.
3075	Fantasy is only a beginning.
3076	For all, the attainment of sincerity is the path to virtue.
3077	Forgive or forget.
3078	Getting out of the way and letting things happen is sometimes the best thing we can do.
3079	Giving others space, frees oneself in turn.
3080	Great thoughts come from the heart.
3081	Happiness is found only when you find yourself smiling.
3082	Hear what others say, listen to your inner voice.
3083	Hitchhiking is an adventure, but then again, so is rush hour traffic.
3084	Hope deferred makes the heart sick, but when the desire comes, it is a tree of life.
3085	Human responsibility for the world begins and ends with oneself.
3086	Humans believe they are devils pretending to be angels when, in fact, the reverse is true.
3087	If one's spirit knows principles as well as one breaths the air, the evils of the world are blinding.
3088	If there is any hope for the world it can only be found in small acts of personal kindness.
3089	If you have two legs-run; if you have one leg-hop; if you have no legs-fly.
3090	If you pick the wrong path, backtrack and try a new one.
3091	In all things success depends on preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure.
3092	In order to recognize the taste of joy, one must suffer.
3093	In youth and beauty, wisdom is rare.
3094	Irritation is something done to oneself.
3095	It is not good to do bad.
3096	It is the unexpected that usually happens.
3097	Keep your ducks in a row.
3098	Keep your feet on the ground even though friends may flatter you.
3099	Laughter is the best medicine.
3100	Listen not to the empty words of a jealous tongue.
3101	Listen not to the vain words of the empty tongue.
3102	Living is creative act in itself.
3103	Lollipops are good for your tongue, not your hair.
3104	Love involves respect for the time and space for all living beings.
3105	Many illnesses are self-inflicted.
3106	Maturity does not exclude playfulness.
3107	Measure twice, cut once.
3108	Mental wounds heal far slower than physical.
3109	Morals are far more valuable than community instilled ethics.
3110	Most anger is only fear. Most depression is only anger.
3111	Music can soothe more than just the savage beast.
3112	Necessity is a reality term.
3113	Never take anything to seriously.
3114	Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
3115	Not only should one recompense injury with justice, one must recompense kindness with kindness as well.
3116	Nothing is by chance, everything happens because it has to.
3117	Nothing is insignificant.
3118	Observe yourself living from time to time. It can be enlightening.
3119	On the stage of life a change of scene can further the action.
3120	One becomes poor when dealing with a slackened hand, but diligent hand makes on rich.
3121	One of virtue will not seek to live at the expense of humanity and will die for the sake of humanity.
3122	One shouldn't bite off more than one can chew.
3123	One soul may exist in many bodies.
3124	One that bears false witness against one's neighbor is a maul, and a sword, and a sharp arrow.
3125	One that deals in evil shall flee to their own doom, let none stand in their way.
3126	One that gathers in summer is wise, while one that sleeps in harvest is shameful.
3127	One that hides hatred with lying lips, is as much the fool as the one that utters the slander.
3128	One that is void of wisdom despises the neighbor, but the one of understanding holds the former at peace.
3129	One that keeps one's mouth keeps one's life, but one the opens wide one's lips shall have destruction.
3130	One void of understanding strikes with the hand of a fool, as this is revealed in the presence of friends.
3131	One who answers on a matter before one knows of it, folly and shame.
3132	One who causes the righteous to go astray shall fall themselves into the same pit.
3133	One who does not heed their own history is doomed to the same downfalls.
3134	One who has been offended is harder to be won than a strong city.
3135	One who has no rule over one's own spirit is like a city that is broken down, and without walls.
3136	One who is poor and oppresses the poor is like a sweeping rain that leaves no food.
3137	One who is prudent sees the evil and hides oneself, while the simple pass on, and are punished.
3138	One who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
3139	One's spirit will sustain one's infirmity, but a wounded spirit, who can bear.
3140	Only by pride does contention come, but with the well advised is wisdom.
3141	Only the fool despises wisdom and instruction.
3142	Open rebuke is better than secret love.
3143	Our first and last love is self love.
3144	People generally shout at each other when they are far apart.
3145	Philosophy is just another way of confusing someone else.
3146	Poverty and meanness are what all dislike; but if they cannot be avoided in the proper way, they should not be avoided.
3147	Quitting is not always a bad idea.
3148	Relinquishing power can be the most powerful thing that can be done.
3149	Riches and honors acquired by inhumanity are to me as a floating cloud.
3150	Riches and honors are what all desire; but if they cannot be obtained in the proper way, they should be let go.
3151	Right now, you occupy a point where three lines reach across the expanse of time and space and intersect only there, and that you and only you possess.
3152	Say no to drugs.
3153	Seeing in the dark isn't done with one's eyes.
3154	Simply seeing is an act of creation.
3155	Sincerity is the end and beginning of things; without sincerity there would be nothing.
3156	Slothfulness casts one into a deep sleep, and an idle soul shall suffer hunger.
3157	Slow and steady wins the race.
3158	Smile and others will smile with you.
3159	Snowflakes aren't the only things that hold beauty in their diversity.
3160	Some people are at their best asleep.
3161	Sometimes we must learn to ask for what is needed.
3162	Starting a fire is far easier than extinguishing one.
3163	Strange coincidences may be but the normal workings of the universe.
3164	Study the past, live in the present, prepare for the future.
3165	Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
3166	That all things do indeed pass is revealed when a child's sadness gives way to laughter.
3167	That which shatters the silence we call noise. That which enhances the silence we call music.
3168	The artist is but an instrument through which the universe unveils itself.
3169	The chicken is only the egg's way of reproducing itself.
3170	The ego massage is undoubtedly a pleasant pastime, but hardly the most rewarding.
3171	The grass is always greener on the other side.
3172	The greatest battles are fought within oneself.
3173	The greatest gift one can give to another is to reveal oneself.
3174	The heart can be an enemy of the intellect.
3175	The heart is sometimes wiser than the intellect.
3176	The heart is wiser than the intellect.
3177	The highest form of control is knowing when to let go.
3178	The insane are often the most perceptive.
3179	The is no power greater than the power of love.
3180	The key to happiness fits in a shiny new sports car.
3181	The lips of righteous feed many, but the fools die for want of wisdom.
3182	The meaning of life can be found in a can of alphabet soup.
3183	The memory of the blessed if forever blessed, but the names of the wicked shall rot.
3184	The merciful one does good to one's own soul, but one that is cruel troubles one's own.
3185	The mind of the superior one is conversant with virtue; the mind of the base one is conversant with gain.
3186	The more fictitious one's history becomes the more one is doomed to encounter one's true past.
3187	The most amazing place you will ever be in your life time is where you are each day.
3188	The most knowledgeable is rarely the wisest.
3189	The most rigid trees are the first to be snapped when wind blows.
3190	The naming of some things as important and others as unimportant is but a value judgment, a product of human ego.
3191	The one who digs the pit shall fall therein and the one that rolls a stone, it will return upon them.
3192	The only thing known for sure is what is believed.
3193	The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
3194	The present is where we live, yet we can never know it as well as our past.
3195	The progress of the superior one is upwards; the progress of the one lacking in virtues is downwards.
3196	The realm of the unknown must always be respected.
3197	The road less traveled gets you helplessly lost.
3198	The road less traveled leads you nowhere.
3199	The rule is the exception.
3200	The sanctity of one's beliefs should be respected.
3201	The secret of life should not be known as then it would no longer be a secret.
3202	The secret to concentration is the acceptance of endless distractions.
3203	The simplest things in life are the most important.
3204	The sloth desire and have nothing, while the diligent shall be fat with wealth.
3205	The slothful one says, 'There is a lion in the way, a lion in the streets.'
3206	The speaker of lies reveals the secret, where the trustworthy never seem to know of such things.
3207	The superior one is anxious lest one should not get truth; one is not anxious lest poverty should come upon him.
3208	The superior one is modest in speech, but exceeds in actions.
3209	The thoughts of the righteous are always right, where the counsels to the wicked are wrought with deceit.
3210	The true church is one's own heart.
3211	The unknown is not to feared, but to be known.
3212	The wisest is not always the most knowledgeable.
3213	The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms.
3214	There is always a place to be alone.
3215	There is always something smaller and always something bigger.
3216	There is human time and there is nature's time. We must plan our schedule around both.
3217	There will be always be someone better, but there may not be anyone worse.
3218	Those who shun you need not be shunned, they have done it to themselves.
3219	To be a skillful criminal detective one must have an acute criminal mind.
3220	To be content is to be enlightened.
3221	To be fond of learning is to be next to knowledge.
3222	To give charity publicly is good, while anonymous giving awards one with divinity.
3223	To judge of others by what is ourselves is part of what limits humanity.
3224	To know wisdom and instruction is to perceive the words of understanding.
3225	To simply remain still may be humanities greatest challenge.
3226	To the insane the sane are insane, and visa-versa.
3227	To the sleeper, the waking life is recurring dream.
3228	Treasures of wickedness profit nothing.
3229	Trees are made of wood.
3230	Understanding only begins with the act of perception.
3231	Violence only covers the mouths of the wicked and blessings are upon the heads of the just.
3232	Virtue is not left to stand alone. One who practices it will have many neighbors.
3233	War does not determine who's right, war only determines who's will be left to say they were right.
3234	We see much, observe little, and perceive less.
3235	Wealth gained through vanity can only diminish, where wealth gained through labor will increase.
3236	What can we say with absolute certainty?
3237	What the gentle demand is something of themselves. What the petty demand is something of others.
3238	When evil rises often the good are pushed aside, but upon the demise of evil, good always increases.
3239	When in doubt...go to sleep.
3240	When internal examination discovers nothing wrong, what is there to be anxious about, what is there to fear?
3241	When one door closes another door opens.
3242	When the people are more numerous, enrich them, once they are enriched, instruct them.
3243	When wearing comfortable shoes one forgets that they have feet.
3244	Where there is no wood, the fire goes out, so where there is no talebearer, the strife ceases.
3245	While you do not know life, how can you hope to know about death?
3246	Whoever boasts themselves of false gifts is like ominous clouds and wind with no rain.
3247	Will the impossible - accept the inevitable.
3248	Wisdom is more valuable than valuables and all things that can be desired hold no comparison.
3249	Wishes come true far too often.
3250	With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for a pillow, I still have joy in the midst of turmoil.
3251	With no counsel present the people will fall. With a multitude of counselors there is safety.
3252	Your pursuit of happiness will end when you stop pursuing it.