FREAK!
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                                     by Mark Rzepka, X-Tech Software
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                                     zepka@direct.ca or http://mypage.direct.ca/z/zepka/
              
                 "The ULTIMATE in computer pranks!"
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Thank you for your intrest in FREAK!  This is a little prank that you can 
play on your friends.  The following are directions on how to use this little
program.

Here is the joke is supposed to be played.

1) Tell your friend you just found this cool little game, that he/she should
really check out!  Tell your friend that he/she must  try to answer the math 
question before playing the game. You may want to rename the .EXE  
file, to something simple, like cool.exe, or something. This is pretty much 
all that is required on your part.

2) Your friend, will run freak.exe, and attempt to answer the math question.
He/she may just say to themselves, this is too long of a question, and I think
I will just guess!  OR they may use a calculator, and get it right on the dot!
Either way, the computer will tell them that they got the wrong answer, and 
will give them a punishment.

3) Your friend will probably be saying to themselves, "WHAT!!!" and stare in 
horror as the program starts to delete thier AUTOEXEC.BAT file, CONFIG.SYS and 
DOS directory.  THE COMPUTER IS NOT REALLY DELETING ANYTHING!!!! THIS IS JUST 
A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4) After this happens, they will go back to the C:\ prompt and type in 
something, and the computer will give them an error message.  This will happen 
two more times, then the computer will fess up, and admit that this was all a
joke, and that nothing was deleted!!!

        There you have it, this will scare your friend, so bad, that you will be 
be the king of pranks!!!  
 
NOTE: The file freak.exe will, in no way, harm your computer in any form.  
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				REGSISTERING
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        Remember, you must register this peice of software after 10 days!!!!!!!!  
        You can register by sending a check or money order of $10.00 to:
                     
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                     |  Mark Rzepka, X-Tech Software  |
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                     |           P.O. Box 320         |
                     |        Surrey, B.C.  CANADA    |
                     |              V3T-5B6           |
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        Upon registering, you will recieve upgrades for life, that will be
e-mailed or mailed to the location of your choice, offers of more cool software
from X-TECH Software.

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				DISTRUBUTION
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	You may distribute this program legally as long as the file 
freak.txt is enclosed.  Please distribute as the .ZIPped file you recieved 
it.  

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				DISCLAIMER
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	X-TECH Software is in no way for responsible for any damages that 
this peice of software may cause.  You use any of our software at your own 
risk.  As with all of our software, FREAK, has been put to the test, and has
passed THE X-TECH QUALITY CONTROL EXAM which all of our products undergo, 
before they are unleashed to the public.  When using an X-TECH SOFTWARE product
we want you to feel that you have made the right choice by choosing us. 

	FREAK is copyright (c) 1996, the idea, program, and source code, 
are in no way to be used for anything!!!

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