›                  ›*************************************›                                      ›(The  following  article was sent to›us by KEN WICKERST, V. P. of A.C.E. of›SYRACUSE.    We    reprint   it   with›permission, Thanks KEN)››Dear Sir,››In  reply  to  your  request to send a›check,  I  wish to inform you that the›present  condition  of my bank account›makes   it   almost   impossible.   My›shattered  financial  condition is due›to  Federal  Laws,  State Laws, County›Laws,  Corporation  Laws, Liquor Laws,›Mother   in  Laws,  Brother  in  Laws,›Sister in Laws, and Outlaws.››Through  these  laws I am compelled to›pay  a  business  tax,  amusement tax,›head  tax,  school tax, gas tax, light›tax, furniture tax, and excise tax.››I   am  required  to  get  a  business›license,   car   license,   operator's›license,    truck   license,   hunting›license,  fishing  license, and not to›mention  a  marriage license and a dog›license.››I  am  required to contribute to every›society  and  originization  which the›genius  of  man is capable of bringing›to  life;  to  the  womans relief, the›unemployed   relief,   and   the  gold›diggers relief. Also to every hospital›and   charitable   institutation,  the›Salvation  Army,  Community Chest, Red›Cross, Purple Cross, Double Cross, Boy›Scouts,   Girl   Scouts,  Cub  Scouts,›Y.M.C.A.  and  Y.W.C.A. as well as way›stations  for  Wayward  girls  and  of›course Boys Ranch and Boys Town.››For  my  own  safety  I am required to›carry     health    insurance,    life›insurance,  fire  insurance,  property›insurance,     liability    insurance,›burglary      insurance,      accident›insurance,     business     insurance,›earthquake      insurance,     tornado›insurance,   flood   insurance,   auto›insurance and old age insurance.››My  business is so governed that it is›no  easy  matter  to find out who owns›it.    I   am   inspected,   expected,›suspected,    fined,   commanded   and›compelled,    examined,    reexamined,›informed, and required until I provide›an  inexaustable  supply  of money for›every  known  need,  disire or hope of›the human race.››Simply  because  I refuse to donate to›something  or  other,  I am boycotted,›talked  about,  lied  about,  held up,›held  down  and  robbed,  until  I  am›almost ruined.››I  can  tell  you  this  honestly that›except  for  a  miracle  that happened›this morning I could not have enclosed›this check.››The   Wolf   that  comes  to  my  door›nowadays  just had pups in my kitchen.›I sold them, here is your money.››                   Very Truly Yours,›››                   ANY  OL' HACKER!›› -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-›