*+*+*+*›          Just a BYTE of HUMOR!›   Meddyical Disctionary daffynitions›   for DUCTERS.›› CONTINUED FROM THE NOV/DEC› OL' HACKERS NEWSLETTER.›› LABOR PAIN-   Getting hurt at work!› MEDICAL STAFF-A doctors cane.› MORBID-       A higher offer!› NITRATE-      Cheaper than day rate!› NODE-         He was aware of it!› OUTPATIENT-   Person who has fainted› PAP SMEAR-    Fatherhood test!› PELVIS-       Cousin of ELVIS.› POSTOPERATIVE-Letter carrier!› PROSTATE-     Flat on your back.› RECOVERY ROOM-Place to do upholstery› RECTUM-       Dang near killed him!› RHEUMATIC-    Amorous.› SECRETION-    Hiding something.› SEIZURE-      A ROMAN EMPORER!› TABLET-       A small table.› TERMINAL ILLNESS-›               Getting sickat airport› TIBIA-        A Country in ASIA.› TUMOR-        More than one.› URINE-        Opposite of your out!› VARICOSE-     Very near by.›             ******