›(This  letter  was  in  our  Jan. 1987›NEWSLETTER,  and  we thought you would›enjoy   seeing   it   again-  Ye  Olde›EDITORS)››     LETTERS TO THE EDITOR DEP'T.››                     Janwury 1, 1987››Deer Editore:››i  went  and bott 1 of them nu fangled›'WURD  PROSSERS'  so  that i kan spell›wurds korekly, and it is wunnerful, as›u kan klerly cee by reeding this later›i am riting to u!››cince i got it i hav rittin 1 hole pag›witout  even 1 misteak- so ijust phelt›i  had to tell u so u kudput it in the›"ol' hakrs" nusletr. this is  1 of the›reel  hot  softwhere  discus  wich  ur›membrs  shud  be told about it so they›kan  use  it  to  find  there  splling›misteaks,  and korrect them like i did›in this lettr. before this i was reely›having problums an was no hot shot for›speling,  but u kan see the impruvmint›alredy,  and i hav only worked with it›fur 6 muntz.››this  nu speling chekr is kalld by the›nam  of  "SPELING  CHEKR",  and  i kin›reely  rekomend  it to u, and the best›thing  is it unly kosts $500.00 wid no›fedral  or  evn  stat  tax becuz its a›lurning  tool, and all the edukational›products r tax fre.››hav  to klos now, but i'll try to rite›agin reel suun!››                    cincrly,›             "x"  p.s.  thats  not  my›reel  nam,  but  i  don't  want peeple›kalling  me fur help wid there speling›problums!››               writ  by  ALEX  PIGNATO›