*--*›           JUST A BYTE OF HUMOR!›  Reprinted from the March/April LVIAUG› Newsletter   by   OL'   HACKERS   with› thanks!››   With apologies to all DIZZY BLONDES!››      What  do  you call a dizzy blonde› with half a brain? GIFTED!››      What can strike  a  dizzy  blonde› without her knowing it? A THOUGHT!››      What do a dizzy blonde and a beer› bottle have in  common?  THEY'RE  BOTH› EMPTY FROM THE NECK UP!››      How  can  you  tell  when a dizzy› blonde's  been  using  your  computer?› THERE'S WHITE OUT ON THE SCREEN!››      How do you put  a  twinkle  in  a› dizzy blonde's eye? SHINE A FLASHLIGHT› IN HER EAR!››      Why does a  dizzy  blonde  always› look  into  a  mirror? SHE'S TRYING TO› FIGURE OUT WHO THAT OTHER PERSON IS!››                ****››        Reprinted from the XIO3 (GARDEN› CITY ACE,  VICTORIA, B.C. CANADA›› YOU  KNOW IT'S  GOING TO  BE A BAD DAY› WHEN:›› *You wake up face down on the pavement›› *You call Suicide Prevention, and they› put you on hold!›› *You see  a  "60  Minutes"  news  team› waiting in your office!› › *You put your bra on backwards  and it› fits better.›› *You  wake  up  to discover  that your› waterbed broke and  then  realize  you› don't have a waterbed!›› * Your horn goes off accidentally & it› remains stuck as you follow a group of› HELL's  ANGELS  on  a deserted country› road!›› *You turn on the  news, and  they  are› showing emergency  routes  out  of the› city.›› *Your wife  wakes  up  feeling amorous› and you have a splitting headache!›› *TTTTHHHAATTSS›               AAALLL›                     FFFOOOLLLKKKSSS!!!›              *------*