››           The 23RD Pound›           Author UNKNOWN›››My  appetite  is my shepherd, I always›want.  It maketh me sit down and stuff›myself.It leadeth me to my refrigerator›repeatedly.  It  leadeth me in path of›Burger   King   for   a   Whopper.  It›destroyeth my shape.››Yeah,  though  I  knoweth I gaineth, I›will  not  stop  eating  for  the food›tasteth  so  good.  The  ice cream and›cookies,  they  comfort  me, When  the›table is spread before me, it exciteth›me.  For  I  knoweth that soon I shall›dig   in.   As   I  filleth  my  plate›continuously,   my   clothes   runneth›smaller.  Surely,  bulges  and  weight›shall follow me in all the  days of my›life,  and  I  will  be  fat  forever.›