You see them in fields,               eating, chatting, carefree.              Sure, they're having fun.         Sure, it would be fun to join them.                  But how?                    Basically, they're understanding,            and most cooperative.             Therefore, be direct and friendly.          Eat a little field grass.                       Be polite.                  Soon, you will see the bull wink.               That code of trust                  has made you a herd member.           Cows then shed all inhibitions.          They will stand on two legs,                  shake your hand,                   offer you club memberships                   and free drinks.                       Soon (as I am now),                   you will be infatuated                   with this lifestyle            and discover the true meaning of life.      Be casual in a field of cows.                 And run like hell                  when you hear the code words                    medium rare.                         You can't beat it!           ›