Welcome to Dragon's Lair.

In the interests of security you may be asked for proof that you are a Word Warrior.

We apologise for any inconvenience that this may cause but these measures are necessary to ensure that only those who are truly dedicated to the cause of good writing are allowed access to these premises.

You may enter any of the chambers listed on the left.

We hope you will enjoy your visit.

PS

Although Dragon's Lair has a minimum of rules, there is an unwritten understanding that one word in particular will never be uttered inside the sanctuary.

That word, as you may have surmised, is B+1, N+1, N+1, K+1.

Be warned that word detectors are located in every chamber. If you dare to speak the forbidden word you will be asked to leave immediately. (Our friends on the western side of the Atlantic Ocean may be given a second chance.)

We realise that this word does have a use. Should you wish to refer to the low temperature within this establishment, please find an acceptable alternative. We suggest 'chilly'.