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Answers |
| 1.
You are walking down the street when you come across a dying squirrel in
the road. What do you do? |
Call 911 on your cell phone for an ambulance .
Perform CPR
and mouth to mouth resusitation on the poor creature.
Find the nearest hospital and demand the squirrel be put on life support.
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| 2.
You
and your best friend are eating at a restaurant. Your friend realizes they
don't have enough money to pay for their meal. What do you do? |
Offer
to pay for their meal and annual income tax.
Make
your friend a beneficiary to inherit your estate in your will.
Send
them on an all expenses paid vacation to Cancun. |
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3. A man knocks
at your front door asking for donations to a local charity for baby seals. What
do you do?
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Offer to give him your own baby seal.
Give the man an one-hundred dollar bill and them him to keep the change.
Fly to Antartica and open your own "Baby Seal Hospital." |
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4.You're watching
a movie in a crowded movie theater when someone behind you starts throwing gummi
bears at the back of your head intentionally. What do you do?
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Try to fight the urge to rip out his/her lungs by enjoying the movie.
Poke out the bottom of your popcorn bucket, paint a giant bullseye on it and glue
it to the back of your head.
Enjoy the delicious treats as they bounce off the back of your cranium.
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| 5.
A motorcycle cop pulls you over on a major highway and gives you a ticket
for an offense you know you didn't commit. What do you do? |
Offer
the motorcycle cop a small tip for his/her hard work
Grease
up the engine on the cop's bike free of charge.
Throw the motorcycle cop a surprise party.
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