This week we're going to do one of my all-time favorite fashion no-no's that everyone still wears anyways: Stretchy Pants! These things scare me. But I've noticed that many an overweight woman will wear these stretchy pants along with a large shirt overtop of them.

The question is: WHAT FOR? On thin people, stretchy pants make it look like they have what I call "poopy bum", where it looks like there's a load in their pants. On not-so-thin people, it makes their butts larger. Stretchy pants are ok for dancing or if they're concealed under a skirt or something, however, so don't try and catch me on that statement. But I wish someone would tell me why these people don't just wear pants (and if pants are too tight, then just look at what they're wearing to begin with).

Maybe people can look at this article and think to themselves "wow, I wear that all the time, maybe it doesn't make me look really thin"

Hmmm, let me know your opinions, guys!

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