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Fanny Packs
"Is that a growth, or are you happy to see me?"

Hey everyone! This week we're going to cover something that might raise some argument, but allow me to explain myself first ... Fanny Packs!

First of all, tourists and people hiking through the woods (or on bikes) are unaffected because tourists are going to be in places where people have no fashion sense anyways, and going through the woods keeps you away from all those Fashion Police out there (although I've seen bears with badges).

Fanny packs are weird fashion statements ... yes, they're practical (but we all know Rule #1 ... Fashion before Pain), but they're quite ugly. What's worse is when people wear them underneath large sweatshirts, thus making it look like they have a growth wherever it is. I mean, if it's on someone's back, then it looks like they have a large tumorous object coming out of their arse; if it's on the side, then it makes them look like they have hips that would give birth to Montana; and if it's on the front it makes them look about 40 pounds heavier.

I mean, why would someone want to do that to themselves? I sure wouldn't. Backpacks, purses or shoulder bags are so much better looking, and also carry a lot more than a Fanny Pack. Let me know your opinions!

Until next week, this is the Fashion Diva signing off.