| Questions |
Answers |
| 1.
You are driving in the left lane and you want to make a right turn. What
should you do? |
Just turn right at the corner. The dog you hit still has three legs left.
Use the long stick thingy next to the round whatchamacalit to turn on the blinking
light whozamabob.
Stop the car in the middle of the road and ask someone in the adjacent
car if it's legal to make a right turn in the left hand lane. |
| 2.
How far ahead should you start applying the brake when coming to a red
light? |
As soon
as you see the light change.
When
you're done reading the comics.
Just
after the motorcycle cop turns on his siren.
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3. Your car has
just blown a tire while you're driving. What should you do?
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Ride on the other three. That dog you hit still has two legs left.
Look for a nice, soft place to break your fall.
Stop the car and punch holes in the remaining three. |
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4. What do you
think you're capable of doing while your driving?
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Baking a cake.
Writing a comprehensive report on the strategic and tactical doctrines of the
Spartan armies between the years 480 and 400 BC.
Watching "The Powder Puff Girls" on the Cartoon Network. |
| 5.
What would you say to a police officer who asks you for your license and
registration? |
"Pull
this over, buddy!"
"Arrgh!
Satan...leaveth my body at once! I, the almighty Lord, command you!"
"Yes
officer, and would you like fries with that?"
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