And if want to take a look at your current weather conditions, open a frigging window and find out for yourself! What I am, your freaking mother!

An adjective that describes a really bad day
Any liquid
The city you live in
A word describing moldy bread
A type of accident (nuclear spill, explosion, etc.)
An animal you'd find in a zoo
"Hey, did you see that thing just fly across the sky? I'd swear it was a . Oh wait, it's only Uncle Ned."
Something that can destroy an entire city (HINT: Use your imagination)
Something you use to protect you from the rain
A number higher than 100
A number lower than 0
A natural disaster
An experience you hope you'll never have to experience