A famous person who's been divorced
Did that famous person have an "ex-wife" or an "ex-husband"?
Is that famous person's ex a "he" or a "she"? (where were you on the night of July 12th?!? Sorry.)
Three things that cost a lot of money , ,
"Why did you sign that when you first got married?"
Something only single people can do
Place you go to party (Yeah, I put the "ing" in swinger baby! Yeah!)
Place where people go to talk about their problems
Type of TV show where people go to talk about their problems
"Well, I lost the bet so I had to in front of the whole school."
Something people do when they lose
A place where you might find a lawyer
"I can't believe you a billion dollars on waxed lips!"
A person you give money to
"I am defeated. I am vanquished. I no longer have any . That is the last time I play Quake with a seven year old."
Part of the body where you would want to get shot the least
"That does it! Give me your credit card! This is the time you can't or for another car again on EBay! Now go to your room!"
Part of the body that shows emotion
An evil color
Place where underprivileged people live
Type of clothing
Something extremely nice people do (I'm talking about "would give a heart transplant for dying bathroom bacteria" nice)
"Quick doctor! Over here! This guy's and he's bleeding everywhere! Get me a mop!"

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