Dave Letterman may have the Top Ten List, but the net has TopFive.com! Who says Internet writers are lazy?

Part of your car
Type of criminal who serves time in jail
Pick one of the following numbers for each blank: 11, 12, 13, 14 , , ,
A celebrity or public figure
A small, furry animal
Type of movie (don't get sicko on me, Al Goldstein)
A type of doctor
"One day, when the world comes to an end, the will come and offer salvataion, cookies and chocolate milk for all."
"Hey, what are you talking about Nostradamus? Stop being so . What kind of cookies will they bring?"
A big theme park
A famous and very rich businessman
A part of the human body
A liquid you buy at a store but do not drink
Something you serve to eat for a fancy dinner
A religious or fancy sounding adjective
The name of a group of people who have a specific ideology (it's called a political party, you communist)
A generic or specific project for kids only
A freaky type of person
Something you hang on your house
A very violent, crazy, famous person
"Your dog ran away, your wife left you for a Cuban refugee, your kids joined a biker gang and your shoelace just broke? Man, your life must ."