Talk Radio: The Way It Oughta Be

Type in the information requested, then fire up the Amuse-O-Matic 2000 for your customized experiment in humorology!

Any number with a decimal point
Person who, in your deepest and sincerest opinion, is a big fat idiot
Favorite 1-800 number
First name of person who is a big, fat idiot
Group of people (example: guys)
Another group of people (example: look up, schmendrick!)
Make up your own name for a political party
Favorite mythical country or continent
Person who should never run the country, ever
A state or country where rednecks live
Job that pays a butt-load of money
Re-type your President from Hell
A government occupation
Type the job from above
Any actress from an Aaron Spelling television series
Your middle name
Somewhere you never want to go, ever
Where the place you never want to go is located
Expression football players yell in private locker rooms
Enter the location of the place you don't want to visit for the last time, I swear
Ok I lied, type the location of the place where you don't want to go
Synonym for the verb "live"
Fill in the blank: My father is...
Plural form of any type of microscopic bacteria
Any third world country
Make up a moral or saying here (be as silly as possible!)
One word that refers to raw sewage