Amuse-O-Matic 2000




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OK, before we zip you away to your Seinfeld script, we have to establish the characters which will appear in our episode. In the next five lines, type your five favorite Seinfeld characters in no particular order:
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Fill in the blank: "Quick, get my on the phone!"
Any door in the house (include the word door)
A body part humans have more than one of
Name an occupation (in plural form, yeah I know, yada yada yada)
A household appliance
Something you buy in a store that is not edible
A piece of furniture you buy for a new house
A pet kids keep alive for about three or four days
A magazine you'd find in a dentist's waiting room
Something people either sit in or on
A verb that ends with "s"
Fill in the blank: "When I told my mom that there was a dead giraffe in my cereal, she had a look on her face."
Favorite member of the Village People
Something people throw away
What you do with that object before you throw it away
A type of food people keep in their freezer
Something that holds or has water
A very small pet

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