Amuse-O-Matic 2000


Hey! Whadaya say? Where ya been? I haven't seen ya for so long. Tell you what. Why don't you fill out this little form below and I'll have my people call your people and your people can call my people and maybe we can talk or do lunch or something? Ok, great, listen babe, you're beautiful don't ever change and the check's in the mail I swear.

Your name
Your son or brother or father's first name
A famous jerk
A number
An increment of money (thousand, hundred, etc.) .
A food you buy in bags
A very small country
A girl's first name
"I can't believe you broke this vase by playing ball in the house. It was once a priceless family heirloom worth millions of dollars and now it's just ."
An internal organ
Two occupations or jobs ,
A nationality
A ridiculous first name
Something you'd buy from a novelty store
A job that makes a whole lotta money
Any group of people with a specific name
A name you would use if you were six years old and trying to humiliate someone else
A chore you have to do everyday
A dangergous animal
A type of food you hate with a vengence
"Hey I'm bored! I know! Why don't we see a movie or feed the ducks in the park or go to the or stop over using these exclamation points!!!!!!!"


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Last Updated: 06/01/00
Story & Questions by Danny Gallagher, would I lie to you?
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