Amuse-O-Matic 2000


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Choose three numbers between one and twelve , ,
A city in your country
Type of vehicle or mode of transportation .
A fairly large animal
A year that had its own war
Brand or type of car like Ferrari or Pinto
Place that houses a lot of animals
Something that makes you vomit
A charitable organization
Total price for a box of Rice Krispies cereal, a pair of pantyhose and a blonde wig (what you do with them is your business)
Something the government pays for so you don't have to
A supermodel
An evil country
Make up a ridiculous sounding name
"Now son, you listen to me. The next time you're playing at school and that bully calls you a little, stupid shrimp, you just stand up and call him a . And if that doesn't work, just roll up your sleeves and . Now go play nice."
Two ways to protect yourself from being robbed ,
A very famous and rich person and what that person does for a living ,
"My daddy says since mommy divorced him, he's been ."
An increment of time (like second, minute, leap year, etc.)
A relative of your family
An adjective
A word that describes toxic waste
Method or way to gamble on a football game
A professional sports team and the sport that the team plays ,
"Monica Lewinsky is the biggest moron of ."
Something you spread on toast


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