Amuse-O-Matic 2000


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See what happens when a chart busting 40's swing song goes to an All You Can Eat Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner Buffet without a roll of Rolaids

"Come on son, have another of mashed potatoes. It'll put some hair on your chest."
Something you sit in, at or on at a restaurant
A word or phrase that means "to eat an unhumanly amount of food"
Your favorite non fast food restaurant
Two foods that go great together ,
"Mom, come on, no more food, I'm really . I don't care about hair on my chest."
Your top four favorite foods of all time , , ,
An adjective that describes a huge elephant
"You know what my favorite food is? It's chicken and a big thing of mashed potatoes covered in . Hey when did hair start growing here?"
A job at a restaurant
A dinner entree
A topping on a salad bar
A vegetable
A type of salad
A meat entree at a cafeteria
A type of bread you eat with a meal
A dessert
A side dish (are you starting to see a running theme here?)
Verb that refers to digesting food
An organ that aids the body in digestion
Something that holds food in a restaurant
A piece of silverware or serving utensil
"I told you not to give me anymore of that stuff, mom. Now I feel and there's hair all over my prepubescent body."
Sound commonly heard during eating


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