Amuse-O-Matic 2000


MY NAME IS KID!!!!! AKK, COUGH, AKKK, HMMMMPPPHHH, COUGH. Hey can someone get me a Fresca or something? I think I swallowed a bug...bi-atch.

Any four letters in the English alphabet
Four more letters in the English alphabet
"Dang it, I'm never going to be able to teach this monkey how to play 'The Dope Show' on the guitar. Just ."
"God that song is horrible. Somebody go turn that stupid on the radio off."
Something you find in your nose .
Any four letter ford that starts with "B"
Your first name
Something you buy in a grocery store that comes in a box
Something you would find in that box from the grocery store
Any time of day
An adjective
Fill in the blank: "I like my chicken with the beak still attached."
Type of package you'd get at a fast food restaurant
A number
A capital letter
Type of person or job
Let's play Match Game so fill in the blanks: "Northern " and "Southern "
Part of the body that would make you stupid if they took it away (by they I mean, the government)
Word you would use as a child and then get slapped in the face by an adult
Public place kids go to for fun
An animal you would find in the ocean
Slang word that refers to a pile of useless junk
"Oh yeah, you say my momma is fat? Well is so , she makes President Clinton look like Colonial Sanders."
A soft drink
A type of government official
The capital city of a state or country
A brand of breakfast cereal
A brand of candy bar
Something you would put on a hotdog

(Hey! We're looking for a midi file for this one, so you can sing along.
If you know about one, let Cathie or Dave know about it!)


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