Amuse-O-Matic 2000



Getting tired of game show smart alecs jabbering on and on and on about rulers of Russia and make-up artists for "Singing in the Rain" and distant constellations in distant galaxies and Mozart's childhood compositions and (slap!) ... Thank you, I needed that.


"Hey man, check out this restaurant. They've even got a seafood on Thursdays."
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's !"
A job that comes with a lot of fame
A famous person who has that famous job
A chain restaurant
Type any three numbers your feeble mind can come up with
A type of animal (no don't type animal, "type" a "type" of animal)
Type any animal from your type of animal (oh, God help me)
Your favorite TV show
Topping you can use on ice cream
A dinner entree you can purchase for a hefty price
A movie actor or actress whose name stars with the letter "M"
A criminal charge
A US state
A word describing someone's obvious lack of intelligence
A class any type of doctor takes in college
A foreign country
A disease patients get from that class of medicine
Any actor from Baywatch
What you would do if you found a large sum of money
A kick-ass car
A color that goes great with cars
A feature you can purchase for a new car (you know, like air conditioning, CD player, blow torch)
A TV show you simply cannot stand
A very smart person who's known for being a very smart person
Another word for "nothing" (type in all caps)


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