A body part found below the waist (mutants need not apply)

Something found in a fire station

Name any character from the "Star Trek" series (a character we know, you ignorant Trekkie)

Name another character from the "Star Trek" series

Any type of large, hairy rodent

A motion picture production company

Name a person who has done something really stupid

Name of anyone in Congress

Your least favorite Spice Girl (just type one; I know it's hard to decide)

Type the word "damn"

A barnyard animal

Something you put on the inside of the refrigerator door

Re-type that barnyard animal

Type whatever you typed from the line above

Something you buy on Spring Break

Pick a word: "beginning," "middle," or "end"

Brand of medicine

Type of doctor

Vital human organ

Type your full name here in all capital letters

Something or someone that is in the news constantly

Type absolutely anything here (except for the words "absolutely anything here", you smart alec)

Someone who is an obnoxious loud mouth who should stick a flaming roll of toilet paper in his right ear

Pick a word: "beginning," "middle," or "end"