Amuse-O-Matic 2000


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Some say the little Cuban boy that was found on a raft in the middle of the ocean should be sent back to Cuba. Others say he should become an official US citizen. We say, turn him lose in Disneyworld. It's such a magical place...

Something you can commonly find in Florida
Something that a state is not proud of having within its borders
An animal that's also a cartoon character
A cheap toy parents buy for their kids
An electronic toy parents buy for their kids
A very large and expensive toy parents buy for their kids
Three things newscasters or reporters use for their job , ,
Something that a concerned parent would ask their child
Something a waiter asks a customer
Any part or area of your house
The first name of a famous female politician
A person who works with children
Two masculine human features ,
An adjective describing someone's beliefs
"Yes, all my opponents have been vanquished. I am invincible! I am the greatest! I am !"
Something the government reads or signs
Two government departments ,
A food that smells good
Another word for "dad"


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Last Updated: 06/01/00
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