Amuse-O-Matic 2000


There's a dark side of your local McDonald's. Some call it a parallel universe, others refer to it as the portal to Hell. We like to call it "The Drive Thru."

Your favorite fast food joint (not the kind of fast food you smoke)
Something you can buy at a fast food restaurant
Your favorite sandwich at McDonalds (and if you don't have one just play along, Mr. Negative)
A side dish
Size of a drink .
Any liquid whether you can drink it, put it your car or clean the kitchen floor with it
"My God, you are such a . What possessed you to give the dog a bath in the kitchen sink?"
A famous track star or fictional person who runs fast
Type your ten favorite letters of the alphabet all in this space
A person who knows how to party and get arrested in under ten minutes
A type of party or time in your life when you got really drunk
A scary movie
"Ok babe, I'll have my girl call your girl and we'll do lunch. Thanks, you're beautiful. Ciao ."
A famous announcer
An object that is or can be used as a weapon
A word that is slang for a human body part
A deaf person
Something you say when you are aggravated and have had enough!


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Last Updated: 06/01/00
Story & Questions by Danny Gallagher, who's super sized where it counts
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