A Night at the Bar

Type in the information requested, then fire up the Amuse-O-Matic 2000 for your customized experiment in humorology!

Any object that you can think of, just don't use the word "a," "an" or "the" with your object
A reason to get really really drunk
Any type of liquid
Something every house has
Type of container
An increment of time
Something you and your friends argue about
Anyone who talks too much
A famous quote
Something you buy in a department store
Choose one: "mens room" or "ladies room"
Person you would never see in the answer above (look up, schmuck)
Pick a body part on your body (I said, your own body, you pervert)
Now pick another body part (type one in, don't pick at it)
Something you wear on your body (don't you listen, I said your own body!)
Part of your body where you wear that piece of clothing (can't you keep your hands to yourself?)
Pick a number between one and ten
Something people put in their drinks
Any verb ending with -ing
A verb that ends with -ed
An object that is used or found in a public place
Name of a type of person you'd find in a courtroom (like juror, judge, etc.)
Are you a "he" or a "she"? (heshes need not apply)
Something you scream when you stub your toe