Write a cranky movie review

Type in the information requested, then fire up the Amuse-O-Matic 2000 for your customized experiment in humorology!

First, pick four movies that you want to rip apart with your bare hands in your movie reviews

Now, pick eight famous people

Snack food sold in a 7-11
A word to describe somebody who's less than smart
"Man, I can't find my even though they were in my pocket."
Occupation you put on a resume under experience
Something you can lock
Favorite time of the year to wear a knitted sweater
Job you never want to have
Job you wished you had
Something you give to the Salvation Army
Something you find in your grandmother's attic
Something you wouldn't be caught dead holding in your hand
A government related job
Famous person or group
"Oh my God! You mean to tell me that are coming to play their songs! We've got to stop them!"
A word to describe something that's really bad