A Night at the Bar

Type in the information requested, then fire up the Amuse-O-Matic 2000 for your customized experiment in humorology!

Your first and last name:
Are you a "Mulder" or a "Scully?" (for those of you with a life, a "male" or a "female?")
The first name of your best friend:
Brand name of car you own or would like to own:
A car part, interior or exterior:
A word that refers to human waste:
Something that's constantly in the news:
A farm animal:
An object you bust things with:
"Oww! There's a huge spider bite on my foot!"
Pick one: the gas pedal, the brake pedal, or the clutch:
"The Bingo Lady yelled the number on the ball -- B-"
Your favorite color
Name of a country, real or fictional:
"What a you are!"
Vegetable from the produce aisle that resembles an alien's head:
Color of that vegetable:
Something you scream when your brother or sister accidentally drops a bowling ball on your tongue (hey, it could happen):
Any door in your house:
A piece of clothing you wear to your senior prom:
A piece of clothing that you are wearing right now:
A reason people run:
Something people blow with their mouths (if you are a fan of Howard Stern or Hustler Magazine, you don't have to fill this one in):
Another word for mistake:
Store you want a gift certificate from:
Human organ that floats around in your body: