Amuse-O-Matic 2000




You know what really annoys me? Someone who makes someone else wait and wait and wait to get on with something by talking on and on and on. I mean, sometimes when you're in a big hurry, you don't want to listen to the stuff that other people have to say and just do what you've been waiting to do already. Sometimes I just want to take the largest, heaviest, most blunt object I can find and just smack them over the head with it while I'm screaming "Stop making me wait by talking incessantly, you half-witted, monkey brained, two faced moron!" Uh, was that too much?


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