Write an Alanis song

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When someone gives me the finger, I tell them to go themselves.
Drug that only a doctor can prescribe
Something you do frequently
Another way to say "high" or "drunk"
A baseball team
A celebrity we don't hear much about anymore
A country that ends with the letter "a"
Anyone who is currently a member of Congress
Something you wish an ugly stripper would do when they are performing
A place you hate going to, even though you need you have to
The name of an ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend
A disease or sickness
A group of people or type of person that is solely responsible for the decline of our nation's
highly underestimated intelligence level
Something that everyone will have to face sooner or later
Something you do that makes you feel really good inside
A reason you would cry for weeks at a time
A pet you buy for your kids that disappears after 3 days and reappears in the garbage disposal
Something you can buy at McDonald's that is dead
Describe what happens to a ketchup bottle after you throw it off the top of the Twin Towers
Another word for "unintelligent"
An important piece of information that you never forget (like your phone number, the capital of Bulgaria, etc.)
Someone famous who is cheating death as we speak
Government agency that deserves a lump of coal in their stocking this Christmas
A product you can buy that is hazardous to your health or may cause birth defects
Person who is ruining your life
Type a bunch of "a's," "o's," and "h's" here