Amuse-O-Matic 2000


Having acne is bad enough but trying to get rid of it is even worse. My advice is to just forget about your pimples and blackheads and learn to wear ski-masks for the rest of your life. However, there is still hope. Try this "sure fire" acne treatment plan.


Choose one: morning, afternoon, night
A liquid you'd find in a garage
A drink you'd order at a bar (not that I'd know what to order at a bar since I'm underage)
A small animal
A place you don't want to go to but must do so
A tool
Type of doctor
Something teenagers do for fun
A criminal charge
A verb that involves a car
Something that explodes when you light it
A room in your house


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Last Updated: 06/01/00
Story & Questions by Danny Gallagher, who gets acne on places on his body you can't pronounce
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