Amuse-O-Matic 2000


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Man, how many more of these remake songs do I have to do? Can't someone write an original song without asking an aging musician's permission anymore? Oh never mind...

A meal you can nuke in the microwave
Another word for "sick"
A job your uncle has
An emotion you'd convey during a traffic accident
A publication you'd find on a plane
Something you want, that you really really want (Hey, at least I'm not singing "No Scrubs")
Something your dog plays with
Something strange and mysterious that people believe is true
A main course you order with dinner
A verb
"Ever since my brother decided to play hockey with the dog, people say that he's ."
A store you find in the mall
A body part you think looks weird
A famous person you don't hear about on the news anymore
Something your mom did for you as a kid (or something she does for you now, when you're 32)
A generic monster
A piece of candy
A word that rhymes with "truck"
An animal that gets killed on roads everyday all over the world
Something you do with your voice
A flavor of ice cream with a long name
A form of transportation that doesn't use gasoline
A store with a brand name
"Boss, I swear I went to the K-Mart. Next thing I know, it's ."
A boy band
Something you put in your car
Something you use to unclog your drain
A song you sing as a kindergardener
Your favorite cereal
A sound your body makes involuntary
Two bands that don't deserve to perform at a garage sale ,
"Ahhh! My leg! It feels like it's !"
Any word that comes after the word "Three" in a phrase or title


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Last Updated: 06/01/00
Story & Questions by Danny Gallagher who once knew Miss American Pie when she was just a cupcake
Miss Canadian Pie: Cathie Walker
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