<FONT "Arial" JUSTIFY center BOLD on POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255> <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>Since 732 GUE, <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>the Frobozz Philharmonic Orchestra <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>has consisted of nine instrumental sections <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>that align to form a crescent moon shape, <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>filling half of the Z'orchestral amphitheater. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>Boo Dee Dah De Do Dee Dee Dah Doooo... <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>The Violin - the most soulful of the Z'orchestral instruments - <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>sounds a rich, plaintive, melody <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>when the bow draws across its fine platypus-gut strings. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>Lesser strings are made from hungus-gut, <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>which, though economical, has a pungent scent <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>which many find distracting. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>Boom Buddah Boom Buddah Boom Boom Boom... <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>The Nambino is an Antharian percussion instrument <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>that draws its design <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>from the steel shipyard drums of the Port of Marba. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>Its thundering notes amplify as they resonate <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>through the four apertures (or "nambs") <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>of the drum casing, creating a droning overtone. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>Blanga Danga Donga Danga Dang... <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>The Miano is a type of Accardian lyre <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>that has sometimes been employed by conjurers <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>for use in musical incantations, <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>or alternately, for line dancing at Guild Socials. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>When plucked with a Miano stick, <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>the lyre sounds rich, deep notes - <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>usually in a minor key. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>HooWooo Doo Doooooo... <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>The Fleezle is a wind instrument <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>with a delicate, high pitch that fluctuates <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>as air is pushed past its reed <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>to a series of brass fleezle valves. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>A longtime court favorite of Lord Dimwit Flathead's, <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>the Fleezle was once sounded three hundred times in a single meal at Flatheadia Castle, <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>where it announced the arrival of <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>the 299 next courses. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>Leeeee Lah Leeee Lo Lah Lee Leeeeee... <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>The Wertmezer is a two-player folk instrument <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>which requires one player to play the keys <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>and another to pump the bellows - <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>thus producing a disjointed, harmonic blast: <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>a "wert mezer" or "worst marriage." <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>Originating in the rural divides of the Frigid River Valley, <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>this unsophisticated, unwieldy instrument <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>is the least respected member of the Z'Orchestra. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>Hrrrm Hrrrrrrr Hrrm Hrrrr Hrrrrr... <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>The ancient Gederaglini horn sounds its strange, <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>hollow timbre as two players blow from either end at once, <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>varying pitch as they cover <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>and uncover the horn's many apertures. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>The Gederaglini is sometimes referred to <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>as the "lover's horn," <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>and is ceremoniously played at most Zork weddings. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>Whoooo Whoo Whooo Whaaa Whooo Whooo... <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>The Frobophone, first introduced as accompaniment <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>to the Borphee Metropolitan Opera, <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>is a deep, twisted sounding horn <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>which plays off the high-pitched Fleezle <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>in most Z'Orchestral movements. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>It should not be confused with the HomoFrobophone, <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>which is not played at all but used instead <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>to beat upon Flatheads <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>in an attempt to broaden their minds. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>Plonk Plonk Plink Plink Plonk Plunk... <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>The Popperkeg is a small percussion instrument <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>which emits a thumping sound <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>when slapped with the hand. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>As the keg clasp is moved rhythmically <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>back and forth along its tubular body, <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>the Popperkeg's pitch raises and lowers. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>The Popperkeg is popular among the very young, <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>and those who refuse the commitment <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>of a two-player instrument. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>Most Z'Orchestras employ <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>four of each of these eight instruments. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>Their proper placment within the Zork Orchestral layout, <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>is critical to the success of the concert. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>The four other instruments of Zork - <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>the Verni, the Oomba, the Bass Chokophone, and the Piano - <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>are not considered part <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>of the Frobozz Philharmonic Orchestra. <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>However, these instruments are popular within <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>the Empire's alternative music scene, <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>which includes such groups as <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>"The Cruel Puppets", <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>"Grue in Chains", <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>"Curse Day" <FONT Arial BOLD on JUSTIFY center POINT 18 RED 255 GREEN 255 BLUE 255>and "Sounddungeon."