Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?-Abraham Lincoln

640 K ought to be enough for anybody-Bill Gates, 1981

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.-Clint Eastwood

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.-Brooke Shields

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis