Women - a chemical analysis

Element:	Women
Symbol :	Wo
Discoverer:	Adam
Atomic Mass: lbs.	Accepted as 115; but may range from 100 lbs to 180 lbs
Occurrence:	Copious quantities in all urban areas

Physical Properties

Surface has been noted to be covered with a painted film.

Boils at nothing.

Freezes without reason.

Melts if given special treatment.

Bitter if incorrectly used.

Found in various states: ranging from virgin metal to common ore.

Yields to pressure if applied correctly.

Chemical Properties

Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and precious stones.

Absorbs great quantities of expensive materials.

May explode spontaneously if left alone with male.

Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.

Most powerful money reducing agent known.

Common Uses

Highly ornamental , especially in sports cars.

Can be a great aid in relaxation.

Test

Pure specimen:

Turns a rosy pink when discovered in natural state .

Turns green when placed next to better specimen.

Hazards

Highly dangerous, except in experienced hands.

Illegal to possess more than one.

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