The OPAI Pledge
We, the members of OPAI, the Organization for the Prevention of Alien
Infiltration, pledge our alligence to the human race and to the values
which the human race believes in. We pledge to work for the security
and purity of the human race and of the planet Earth. We believe that
as long as the aliens are conducting clandestine operations on earth
and against human beings, they are acting in a hostile manner. We demand
that the horrific acts performed by the aliens against inhabitants of
our planet Earth be stopped. If the aliens will not do this on their
own accord, we will do everything we can to stop the aliens from continuing
their rape of the human race and the violation of our civil and basic
human rights. Any action by the aliens against any human or any inhabitant
of the planet Earth is intolerable. As members of OPAI, we declare ourselves
soldiers of the human race and defenders of Earth against alien life forms.
(signed) The members of OPAI
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