ENGINEERING MADE EASY by I.M. Dorky Radio Engineering is not as hard as as people would lead you to believe. Almost all problems can be traced to a defect in the circuit board. All of the standard circuit boards have the same style components. A circuit board consists of six parts. The transformer is where the power originates. From here the spark travels along a metallic path to the various components on the board, until it reaches the outlet at the end of the circuit. If anything stands in the way of the circuit, like a defective part, the circuit is destroyed, causing the piece of equipment to blow up. The job of the engineer is replace these parts before the electric charge can reach them. This would be easy, ex- cept the only way to test the part, is to actually run power through the circuit while you are working on it. So you need to replace the parts while the current is actually running through the board, trying to replace parts before the electric charge reaches them. With that in mind you need to know how to fix various components on a cir- cuit board. The transformer never malfunctions, so you can immediately rule out that as the part that need replaced. The outlet at the end of the circuit board is also something that never breaks, so that is another item that needs no maintenance. That leaves light bulbs, set screw assemblies, transistors, and fuses. A good engineer needs spares of these in his toolkit. When an item such as the ones described above go bad, they have a tendency to take on a reddish color. You will need to replace these parts by the time the electron charge reaches part. If the cherge reaches the part on the board before it is replaced this is what will happen. For the fuse, the electron charge back up into the main unit, this will cause an intermittent loop of power in the main recoil mechanism, and the high voltage surge will destroy the piece of equipment. As for the light bulb, by not being able to replace it in time, the extra power races through the board and soon catches up with it's back end. This can and usually does cause a fire in the transformer flux-a-lator. When this oc- curs the power loop causes instant shut off of the main board, and the machine blows up. When a bad transistor is not fixed in time, a carbon build up on the ding- us homper occurs. When a dingus hopper comes in contact with any amount of carbon, the reversal of the magnetic polarity of the lead lined copulator is is going to occur, when this happens, you got a major breakdown. And finally the set screw assembly. In all piece of equipment, you have the set screw assembly, what this does is to set the screw to your assembly. If the set screw assembly is even a mili- meter of the screw setting, then your entire assembly is not set in the right screw mode. When this occurs the piece is not set, the assembly is not assem- bled, however the machine is screwed. This manual should help you in all tasks encountered in your role as chief engineer of a radio station. Remember if you keep the equipment running, you keep you job.