BERGGREEN'S LAWS CONCERNING COMMUNICATION:

 1.  If you try to call a BBS, no matter what hour, it is busy.

 2.  When you have been downloading for more than an hour, a major
     powerbreak will occur just as you are transferring the last bytes.

 3.  If you are a sysop and want to use your machine, a 300-baud user will
     call just as you are about to enter DOS.
     3.1  His first choice will be to download something.

 4.  If you forget to turn off the chat-function, someone will page you just
     after you have fallen asleep.

 5.  When you have called the most impossible and distant BBS's to avoid
     him, you can be sure that Torkel Lodberg has left some smartass messages
     there.