FURTHER HINTS ON WRITE-UPS:

 1. In any collection of data, the figures that most closely confirm the
    theory are wrong.

 2. No one you ask for help will see the mistakes either.

 3. Any nagging intruder who stops by with unsought advice will see them
    immediately.

 4. If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.

 5. An experiment may be considered successful if no more than half the data
    must be discarded to agree with the theory.

 6. No experiment is ever a complete failure.  It can serve as a bad example.

 7. Always leave room, when writing a report, to add an explanation if it
    doesn't work (Rule of the Way Out).